♦ pitied by @militaristicGeek
K--<alright the #teamchud smash or pass is OVER. FINAL RANKINGS. #1: KAIKKA MOHDEM - 63%/37% @goldenGigabyte #2: BURAIS KARLEH - 51.9%/48.1% @tentativelyTenebrous #3: VIANTI LEZRYX - 37%/63% @militaristicGeek #4: MANDIE ?????? - 29.6%/70.4% @nicheLarper #5: KRYQUS XYLLEM - 29.6%/70.4% @naughtyTechnician #6: PHUNTR GUYNAX - 25.9%/74.1% @consequentlyOblique this is the OFFICIAL #teamchud power ranking. accept no substitute! thank you for your answers. those who left your trolltags, we may be in touch.
☆~𖦹 I have a theory that any shirt with text on it was intentionally designed to make the text stretch out weirdly if your chest is too big. I have noticed that the most simple of sentences become unreadable when I put on the shirt. I am a hindrance for all this shirt based piety. This also means passer bys spend even more time starting at my chest to try and make out what the print says #nsfw 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 I have not had the pleasure of letting someone use my chest as a pillow in a long, long time. What a shame #nsfw 𖦹~☆

