@naughtyTecchnician ssorry it took me a minute to write it out. let me know what you tthink tthankss wrotthe horny posst #1: ooooh a ssexy assss blueblood witth big hornss and cool ssunglassssess... weird witth tthe bottle tthing but hey im an adventurouss kinda guy. I tthink we could make ssome real freak ssshit togetther. Wrotthe horny posst #2: wrotthe hass big titss now apparently. And iss alsso a cow I tthink? Cool, cool, I alwayss did have kind of a cow kink lol. moo moo amiright. wrotthe horny posst #3: who iss tthiss guy. Wait what happened to hiss glassssess. Ok, weird pivot but whatever. SStill kinda hot. Maybe if I let him explain sstockss to me he'll let me milk tthosse tthangss lol. wrotthe horny posst #4: oh different guy wrotthe horny posst #5: I'm gunna be honesst I tthen ignored tthiss guy'ss posstss for a long time. But tthen fight night happened and I wass like ooooh ooooooooh oh I need tthiss man put in a cchokehold. I need to have tthiss man obliterated. I want him writthing on tthe ground witth a bulge in hiss assss. Or ME on tthe ground witth HISS bulge in my assss. JJusst ssomeone, pleasse, get tthiss patthetic jjackassss ssome bulge. Wrotthe horny posst #6: oh I wisssh he would ssshut up. Maybe I can make him ssshut up. Actually he would love it if I made him ssshut up, wouldn't he. Win win. Wrotthe horny posst #7 (tthiss wass during tthe ssaw trap ssaga): yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess. MORE PATHETIC. MORE!!!! wrotthe horny posst #8 (sstill ssaw): if he doessn't cum in hiss pantss after getting tthat ssingle pickled caeger tthen what'ss tthe fucking point. #nssfw #nssfwe #violence IM SSORRY I FORGOT TO TAG
Doo i have too train yoou as well 8/
Maybe..... Can we get ssexy about it tthough? Witth like, ssshock collarss and handcuffss n all tthat?
Noo i will verbally abuse yoou and make yoou cry we can get sexy aboout it oonly when yoour poosts stoop being an abysmal steaming pile oof coomplete and utter barkbeastshit
you drive a hard bargain but damn it it'ss jjusst too good an offer to passss up
Literally noot even trying hoow desperate yoou can be
enough tthat sseeing you inssult me gave me a little microdosse of ssexual ssatissfaction
Sigh i shoould start charging foor it
pleasse don't I won't be able to afford it =[
Fine suboordinate yoou can keep glazing me oonline as yoour persoonal payment plan
hehehe yess ssir tthank you ssir ( ꈍᴗꈍ)