
Iunno how ya fuck up THIS bloody bad but th' new sheila's left th' bloody cluckbeast pen open so now I gotta go find a bunch of chooks cuzza this bloody galah.
Maybe the chooks wanted to be free you ever think about that mate?

I mean yeah, but unforrtunately th' bloody things in th' woods would also love to eat some frree chooks. And we definitely just lost a couple to th' moobeast pen. #impliedanimaldeath
That's just swings and roundabouts mate, circle of life or whatever the fuck. A bird ain't meant to be in a bloody pen, they're meant to be out bush livin an actual fuckin life

Norrmally I'd agrree but I know I surre as hell ain't goin' into th' bush to gettem 'erre. Somethin' ain't rright bout them trrees and I hearrd th' sorrta cluck that made my fangs itch.
... you ever heard the bush sing at night? like it's calling you home? Just leave em the fuck out there mate, there's shit out there'll do worse'n kill ya. Trust me. The chooks can handle it, 's not after simple things like them. #horror

... Everry damn day, mate. I ain't goin' in afterr th' little buggerrs but I surre as hell worrrry they'rre gonna come back out afterr me. Thank ya kindly ferr th' warrnin' but 'm well awarre of things worrse than death.

#horrrrorr
Long as we understand each other mate Don't go lookin for trouble you don't wanna find And don't keep your fuckin birds locked up (cause the trouble you'll find is this bird right here)

Arrrright, gotcha. Ain't surre they'rre all that locked up. They'rre only in th' pen overrlight so theirr dumbasses don't go wanderrin' out into th' bush. Got mostly frree rrange aside frrom that.