@pipeFan — #dadjoke
WHAT DO GAY HORSES EAT? HAAAAYYYY. #DADJOKE
TWO ROBBERS WERE ROBBING A LIQUOR STORE, WHEN ONE PICKS UP A BOTTLE AND ASKS, "IS THIS WHISKEY?" THE OTHER REPLIES, "YEAH, BUT NOT AS WHISKEY AS ROBBING A BANK." #DADJOKE
WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT HAVING TWO DADS? YOU CAN HEAR THEM CELEBRATING FATHER'S DAY. #DADJOKE #SUGGESTIVE
A DOCTOR IS ABOUT TO PREFORM A PROSTATE EXAM. HE SAYS, "IT'S JUST A MEDICAL PROCEDURE. TRY NOT TO GET AROUSED, STEVE." I SHOOT BACK, CONFUSED, "MY NAME IS NOT STEVE." DOCTOR REPLIES, "I KNOW, I'M STEVE." #DADJOKE #SUGGESTIVE
THERE WAS A KING WHO WAS 12 INCHES TALL. TERRIBLE KING, GREAT RULER. #DADJOKE
SCIENTISTS MIXED DNA OF A CHEETAH AND DNA OF A CRAB. THINGS WENT SIDEWAYS REALLY FAST. #DADJOKE
I USED TO BE A WEREWOLF. BUT I'M ALRIGHT NYAAAW. #DADJOKE
WALLEYE REALLY WISH I COULD KELP SOMEONE FROM HATING MY POSTS, I'M TRULY RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS. NOT SURE HOW OFTEN I'LL DO THIS, BUT I WILLTRY TO POST MORE IN GENERAL. [|:^) #DADJOKE
HOW CAN I HELP YOU, SIR? WE WOULD LIKE A ROOM FOR TWO KNIGHTS, PLEASE. #DADJOKE
SIR, I'M AFRAID YOUR DNA IS BACKWARDS. AND? #DADJOKE
WHAT'S A PIRATE'S FAVORITE LETTER IN THE ALPHABET? MOST PEOPLE ASSUME IT'S THE "R," BUT HIS FIRST LOVE IS THE "C." #DADJOKE
WHAT DO YOU CALL GUYS WHO LOVE MATH? ALGEBROS. #DADJOKE
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELON MUSK AND A LEMUR?? ELON MADE THE ELECTRIC CAR. THE LEMUR MADAGASCAR. #DADJOKE