(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm… wait… i think i might’ve been scammed…
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gueh… weren’t gyuu saying gyuu wanted to punt me? (≖ ᴥ ≖) GU NONE OF GYUUR BUSINESS!!
Level yourself, violet, I'm trying to converse in good will. I've got some old bits lying 'round. I'll whip something up for you, for free. Then we'll be even.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i don’t trust gyuu… (≖ ᴥ ≖) read your bio… (≖ ᴥ ≖) guhmph!
Ehh. Right. Fine enough, I won't push it. But I'll keep the offer open, I guess.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyeah… (≖ ᴥ ≖) don’t guwant gyuu to send a bomb to my girlcave…
If it were going to be explosive, I'd tell you outright! I've never been fucking secretive when it comes to my intentions, so quit pretending you know me.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) oh GUMY BAD MR “CULL HIGHBLOODS FOR FUN” DIDNT KNOW GYUU WERE SO PARTIGYULAR
Yeh, well, should've fuckin thought on it! Nevermind on the offer! + I need to punt you even more!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) PTOOEY!!