The sheer amount of ectobiological offspring allegedly produced by the genes of my weaker willed doubles and DNA doppelgangers is, frankly, sickening. Needless to say that anyone cursed to bare my direct lineage is fucked right from the get-go. Crippled at the starting gate. The flare fires, the horn sounds, and that mofo just instantly starts limpin' backwards. Doomed to fail, fundamentally. Sad to see, bro. Genuinely. There's no mercy in your sad, depraved heart if you let that thing fledge.
Kult: +15
Total: 15