Fuck the sun is already scorching my apartment, I can't wait for fall and winter.
It /is/ fall.
Sure as hell doesn't feel like it, besides doesn't fall start next week?
Nah its universal 'September = fall'
The month doesn't mean it's automatically fall, there's this thing called the transitional phase where summer transitions into fall, it still has a few days to go.
Look i dont just season by weather I judge it by when they put out the over abundance of pumpkin spiced products. And by all accounts it should be fall. Though I did see some heathen store with CHRISTMAS decor out. In August. . .
Christ okay temporary truce over how fuckin stupid it is to have Christmas shit out in AUGUST of all God damn months, I can over look it if it was in November Mayne but August? Dear fuck.
Maybe* Fuckin autocorrect, I swear it's alive and plots on fucking me over every chance.