← @prolificBloodhound

I think that boring average secretary is going to try to kill me. <3 I love being on someone else's mind.

Kult: +47
Kull: +47
Total: 94
Ratio: 1.00

I'll literally help him 💕💕💕

Ew. Go away. Freak.

Kull: +10
Total: 10

Why would I cull you? It would be so impolite to cut you open and look at your insides #gore? #imunsurehowtaggingworks #politebess

That's a pretty promise you're making. We should push your next day off to tomorrow, just a thought.

No, I am a numbers man. I like a schedule

You're breaking my heart. We'll make make a game of it, okay? For now until you're next day off, I'll play the cat.

My days off only matter on the first of the month

Until your next day off on the first of the month then.