Tonight I have attempted to perform a raill grind accumullating to 2 entire minutes without touching the ground. Unfortunatelly, my speed reached such great heights that the raills began to mellt beneath my board #MyBoard, and I was sent crashing to earth at One minute Fifty seconds. Beforus infrastructure cllearlly needs overhaull. It is unablle to handlle the unbellievablle feats of Radness that I am constantlly pushing the lline in pursuing. #RidingIt #MyBoard #YouCantHandlleThis #NeitherCanTheRaills #Unfortunatelly
It was somewhat cooll.
I am thinking if I can maintain exactlly submellting speed untill the very llast moment, I can end the sequence in a shower of Sparks and mollten metall. This woulld be BadAss.
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This is wiggller shit for a true artist of the extreme sports. I will be fine.