♠ hated by @remeleFinearte
youre a tall glass of vwater, arent you eridan? you boy... precious boy. im cronus ampora, eridan and i wvant your teeth for the federal reserwve. im cutting interest rates in half, eridan and i need your teeth. ill admit, eridan youre handsome... but wvhat hawve you done vwith it? you think you can mock me, eridan? do you? do you think you can mock me eridan? do you think you can capture my essence and throvw it back at me wvith humor and rhetorical devwices?
id like to thank the academy, id like to thank @aberrationannihilation for being the one to push me ovwer the edge, seahorsedad for newver believwing in me, and no thank you to all the pityclickers for almost messing up my amazing ratio. and they said it could newver be done https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/194360b6153c.png