If you could chew her the fuck out on my behalf without actually killing her, that'd be great. Admittedly I don't know if the cat you're complaining about is the same one I know, but can't be too careful.
Fuck no. That ugly thing smiled at my suffering when I had a breakdown in the happy town warehouse and it almost killed Karma. I scared it off with some glowing red slash from my claws and you better believe I'm not letting it get away next time.