i have a really bad spendin' prooblem
ya might make fun oof me but i proobably deserve it. ya knoow thoose blind booxes with the cute critters? i boought a whoole set oof 'em because i liked the rush i felt when i oopened 'em...noow i goot like 15 oof 'em that i doon't knoow what too doo with...
they're the new scratch ooffs but instead oof mooney i get a cute lil critter that takes up space. we can meet up in private too swap shelf critters cuz i doon't think neither oof us wants too be seen like this
luckily all i have oon my farm are my moooobeasts and cluckbeasts, but i feel like the judge me when they see me oopen the boox
a rat man?? well i technically have oone oof thoose
ehh i ain't really in any serioous relatioonships at the mooment soo im just oout here aloone. i doo have the ooccasioonal friends with benefits
trust me, after my last relatioonship i doon't think i want anythin' permanent
it was a bit moore than that, but anyways ya still wanna trade shelf critters?
noow i can't say noo too a gooood lunch