(°▽°)/ HI GAMZEE (Yes, *that* Gamzee. The cool one! Hi!)
nAw bUt lIkE I AiN'T ReAlLy uSeD To iT I GuEsS? gEtTiNg mOtHeRfUcKeRs tO WaNt tO TaLk tO Me aIn't eAsY. I'M TrYiNg tO GeT DaVe tO BlOw lOaDs iN My nOoK BuT AlL ThE ShIt i bEeN LeArNiNg aBoUt hUmAnS... )O: yA'Ll kInDa gRoSs fR.
(´･ω･`)? People think you're difficult to speak to? I don't know, you seem pretty calm to speak to. Then again, I've only met you for two days. ヽ(´Д｀)ノ Though I apologize for our anatomy to discourage you! (Although... was telling me *what* you wanted out of Dave... necessary?)
nOt sUrE? sOmE CoMe fUcKiNg aRoUnD, mOsT DoN'T. hOnK HoNk hOnK. cAlM NoW (o: A MoThErFuCkEr bE CuLlInG AnD CuLlInG AnD CuLlInG On tHe cLoCk fOr tHe cOmMaNdEr. GuEsS ThAt's pRoBaBlY HeLpEd. CaN'T HeLp wHaT ThE GoOd mEsSiAhS GaVe yOu... EvEn iF It's gRoSs. (O: yOu tElL Me iF It wAs lIkE NeCeSsArY, aIn't nOtHiNg uNnAtUrAl aBoUt wAnTiNg tO GeT YoUr pAiL On. MoSt oF ChItTr bE On aBoUt iT.
(・_・ヾ To be perfectly honest, I try my best to ignore the strange, strange phenomenons in which is the "pailing" side of Chittr. I'm not a, uhm... "easily excited" person? If that makes sense? (〃￣ω￣〃ゞ But if that's what you do here, who am I to judge? It's not directed to me, so all is dandy! (Though I still don't understand why Dave specifically.)
rEsPeCtAbLe, I AiN'T EiThEr bUt gEtTiNg a rIsE OuTtA MoThErFuCkErS Do bE ReAl fUcKiNg fUn (O: YeT. WhO KnOwS MiGhT FuCk aRoUnD AnD GeT YeR CaGe oPeNeD FoR ThAt yUmMy lIl bIsCuIt yOu gOt pUmPiNg. #gOrE mIsSeD FuCkInG OpPoRtUnItY I GuEsS. lOtS ShIt wAs fOrCeD In mY PaN AnD It jUsT LiKe aLl mAdE SeNsE? fUcKeD Up tHaT I OnLy rEaLlY TaLkEd tO HiM TwIcE BeFoRe cHiTtR.
(・_・;) ... Wait, what? What did you mean by the "biscuit" part? Huh??? ヾ(´･ ･｀｡)ノ” I mean, hey!! I might be small and fragile, but let's not put that to the test, now!! ┐(￣ヘ￣;)┌ Goodness, Dave must be heavily aware of this if you known him for so long...
tHe pUmP BiScUiT. tHe pUsHeR. i dUnNo wHaT HuMaNs fUcKiNg cAlL It? ThInG ThAt gOeS AnD MoVeS ThE MeAt jUiCe. nAh, I LiKe mY MeAt tOuGhEr'aN YoU. wAy tOo eAsY. ThAt's tHe fUcKiNg tHiNg, A MoThErFuCkEr dOn't tHiNk hE Is. TiMe aIn't mY ThInG So wHaT Do i kNoW. iF HiM AnD My bEsTiE HaPpY ThEn tHaT'S GoTtA LiKe bE EnOuGh.
( ˙▿˙ ) Oh, phew! Thank goodness. (´･ᴗ･ ` ) You seem real supportive of Dave, though. I got to admit, you're a good friend for him. (?)
wE AiN'T EvEn fRiEnDs mOtHeRfUcKeR. hOnK (o: OnLy ... kInDa fRiEnDs wItH Kk nOw sO I DuNnO MaN. i dOn't wAnNa tAlK AbOuT ThIs sHiT.
◜▿◝ That's okay! Remember that you're still important to people regardless Gamzee!