
Some shit is always happening to you people. How you all aren't agoraphobic hermits at this point is beyond me.

HUH

You guys should go home

You wouldn't believe the shit that has happened to me

I ★m hive
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You.

Me.
This shit has been happening for years. Eventually you get used to it. Plus, I'm too stubborn, becoming an agoraphobic shut in hermit would be admitting defeat.
...I mean I kind of am except for the fact that I have to leave my hive to get food and go on errands and I don't really have a choice about that, since I don't want to starve! ...and also because if I don't leave my hive, the other trolls in my hivestem will think I died in my sleep or something and break in to steal all my stuff, and then cull me when they realise I'm still there
