off to steal shiit from another diimensiion does anyone want anythiing
drūgs
[ Despite your current nomadic status, your general location seems to have been discovered. By what, you're not sure, but you feel a presence—one that begins to disappear as soon as it's sensed. Just as you turn your head to the source, you catch the remnants of a glittering, golden portal just as it closes. Beneath it, a small crystal. In the light of the stars, something shimmers in the mysterious quartz. It seems to reflect a landscape of some kind. It's familiar. You could almost swear it was a memory. ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3141212479c8.png
[ A noise nearby catches your attention. Golden glitter falls from a random space mid-air. As it falls down like snow, an item is revealed beneath it: it is... the saus. ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d7fd54b2837.png
[ The sound of a tiny marble rolling across a flat surface prompts you to look up from the screen. A twinkle of gold shimmers in the air, stardust falling onto what seems to be... a single shining pearl. A rainbow of colors reflect upon its surface, but upon closer inspection, something deeper hides in its image: the echo of a dream, and the mysterious silhouette of a familiar stranger. ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1f61ae85c78f.png
[ The classic sound of a bag of chips crinkling nearby catches your attention. When you turn your head to look towards the source, a twinkle of gold shimmers above what appears to be a bag of chips that you have never seen before. ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4cefd1ecf6.png
[ You recognize an oddly familiar scent nearby, though it's distinctly different from what you normally recognize. It seems to have a bit of a... spicy scent to it? Like cinnamon, or ginger. It appears you've acquired The Spicy Weed. ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37db2e25c033.png
ii'm comiing to beat your ass
hølyt fūck yēāhh
ii'll keep thiis iin miind when you're beggiing for mercy from my deadly noogiie attack
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