Going to work soon. Kill me now.
Is "both" an applicable answer, or does that sound a little too much like a cop out? Because it's both.
I'm sure it will not be as bad as you'll think! :)
Sure. I've got a brother that could top Scrooge McDuck when it comes to hoarding wealth, and the employment that I get is commission work every so often. For the most part, I just got schooling to deal with. Is that a satisfying answer? As much as I came here to be a little bit of a douche for funsies, I'm not actually the type of person to humble brag to someone in the rat race. I mean, you did ask, despite the fact that I'm pretty sure it was tongue-in-cheek, but I figured I'd put that out there.
You misunderstand. I'm shamelessly obsecrating for money on the internet.
Imagine me sitting at the edge of a fountain, violin case at my feet with nary five pence to speak of inlaid within as I prostrate myself before the masses, slurring note to note with each string crossing, barely enough rosin to give my bow purchase amidst the strings as a passerby flicks a penny into the watery depths but a few feet from my case... or something.
I'm taking a gander at the sorry sight. I ain't usually the type to busy myself with the paupers, but each mournful twinge of the violin strums at my own heartstrings. I fish through my pocket and flick a donation into the case. I tip my hat at the busker before making my exit. But for real though, I can spare a coin or two. Consider it reparations for having to read the bullshit that I type.