♦ pitied by @telegnosisThearchy
yall need to stop giving your ass up for these smuppetfuckers. theyre smuppetfuckers. have some fucking standards. #nsfw
I Would Say I Long To Go On Adventures In The Vast World But That Sounds Tedious And I Do Not Have The Drive To Walk Through A Forest Or Desert Or Whatever Else.
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say what you will doesnt matter how you identify when "woman" by kesha and "man! i feel like a woman" by shania twain comes on at the function everyones ready to get down
kinda fucked up that my replies seem to be full of people (hate)flirting with each other but never with me am i just doomed to be the host of various different text based make out sessions? i dont want to be that literally at all this sucks and i dont like it and i think you guys should stop id say get a room but i dont like that either
How about not eating anything from the gas station? That’s disgusting.
Played strip poker with a clown at a party once but he kept shedding his vestements to reveal a whole new outfit underneath. Not very in spirit with the game but highly impressive. Somehow i still won.
.first impression does matteR .im judging you by your coveR
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.lol get biT .punch ur shoulder so hard you drop on your asS .come oN .lets go bitcH .its an open invitatioN
.okay boomeR
Okay good!
.i should glitterbomb the grey house lawN .but they also have indigo paint in them so they know it was mE
.do me a solid and hate this chitT .hate it aggressivelY .make it the most hated chitt eveR .or just hate spam all my chittS .probably botH .my kull score needs prettying uP .you fuckers are always negativity hungry anyway ,im sure youll jump at the chance to feed the grouch machinE
Yes but is that okay?
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Reminder everybody!! Tonight is #SlashingSaturday! So get out your blades and any kind of sharp weapon, hone it, and hone your mastery of it! Heheheh...
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resting heart rate seems to get higher and higher by the day. im at a steady 105-110 lying down. been doing this for a day now. it makes me feel like death. too dizzy to do anything anymore. they could stand to move a little quicker on that medication business.
i have a test on the 23rd that should hopefully let them move forward with the medication process. until then i just have to cope with constantly feeling like my hearts gonna explode. no honestly its really awesome i couldnt be happier.
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morning had a dream about an old guy that could put me in a chokehold and was pretty damn feminine he actually did put me in a chokehold while wearing a dress best dream ever hot im being very normal about it dude #suggestive #substance
Did n⚣t p⚣st s⚣mething sexually suggestive ⚣n Equius' p⚣st ab⚣ut tw⚣ h⚣rses every⚣ne clap #suggestive
D --> Good morning everyone D --> I have been awake for a while but I did not bother saying so
Fym no? You don't know what I got going on. Also I didn't fucking finish sburb so only god knows at this point truthfully.
catching up ⚣n chitts I missed and f⚣rg⚣t ab⚣ut the actual yandere here 0-0
the amount of times ive questioned my sexuality is probably indicative of my sanity
surprisingly dont feel like shit right now. might be the first time in a while ive woken up without feeling like my heart was actively failing.
i got so high one teim i thogt i wuz some fictional character in a webcomic #substance
Went in for my biannual rabies prevention programme and the quacksalver asked if i was "sexually active". Buddy the only thing munching out this furry cup is guilt. And possibly rabies. #nsfw #suggestive
fffucukkkkk im durnk and my stomak hurtsss im gonnaaa kill myslef ND i dont havee any pussy 💔💔💔💔💔 #nsfw #substance #suicide
Here's my impression of my ex boyfriend. "Gee willikers! That cigarette sure hit the spot!" #impression #yaoiful #substance
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JEUS UCS DUICK GET AWAY FROM ME
Why is my dog missing an arm and bipedal again????
hi morning im awake now
I wasn't expecting to have an entire cup of fruit punch poured on me by some random troll at the beach party... #vagueposting
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