THAT NEW FILM EVERYTROLL AND THEIR LUSUS HAS BEEN PRAISING WAS AN AWFUL SHITSHOW OF A MOVIE. I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE WE ARE ALLOWING IT TO CALL ITSELF A FILM WHEN ANY SCENE OF THAT MOVIE DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE TO HAVE A PHOTO PRINTED OUT AND PRESENTED TO YOUR NOOK. EVETIK'S ATTEMPTS AT GETTING FLORIM INTO HER PALE QUADRANTS WAS SOME OF THE WORST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN AND THE FACT THAT THE FILM ALLOWED THOSE TWO TO START A MOIRALLIGENCE GOES TO SHOW THAT EVERYTROLL INVOLVED DESERVES TO FACE THE WRATH OF HIC HERSELF. THE ABSOLUTELY WORST FUCKING MOIRALLIGENCE I'VE SEEN THIS SOLAR SWEEP.
HOLY FUCK YOU PEOPLE CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELF. IN WHICH TWO TEALBLOODS FACE THE TRIALS OF GALATIC CRIME: NUMEROUS MEN WITH BROKEN HORNS FIGHT FOR THE RED AFFECTION OF TWO FEMALE TEALBLOODS ONLY TO FIND MATESPRITS IN EACHOTHER, A SIDE OLIVEBLOOD COURTS THE TALLER FEMALE TEALBLOOD INTO ENTERING HER PALE QUADRANTS, AND THE SHORTER FEMALE TEALBLOOD ENTERS A KISMESISTUDE WITH A ROUGE CERULEAN ONLY TO GET AUSPICTICED BY HER MATESPRIT'S MOIRAIL. 2 HOURS OF INACCURATE DEPICTIONS OF THE JOB OF LEGISLACERATORS, 50 MINUTES OF REDROM COURTING RITUALS, 60 INSTANCES OF MAIN CHARACTER NEAR-DEATH, ETC. ETC. ETC. ITS ONLY BEEN THE TRENDING TOPIC ON THE AVERAGE FUCKING WEBSITE. I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO CLARIFY THIS SHIT.
SHUT THE FUCK UP STRIDER. NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR TAKE ON TROLL COMMENTARY NOR ON THE EMPTYHEADED BUCKETLICKERS THAT MANAGE TO FIND MY POSTS. MAYBE FIGURE OUT A BETTER PROFILE PICTURE THAN THAT "IRONIC" HORSESHIT YOU LOVE TO SPREAD LIKE A FUCKING VIRUS.
no dude my profile picture is deadly serious what better way to get to know a guy than a close up image of his shining globes
NOBODY CAN SEE YOUR "SHINING GLOBES" THROUGH YOUR PITCH BLACK SUNGLASSES FUCKHEAD. NOBODY IS GETTING ANY CHANCE OF KNOWING YOU, WHICH IS HONESTLY A FUCKING BLESSING. PRAISE BE TO THOSE MIRACLE CLOWNS.
MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A DUMB OF ASS TO REALIZE THIS IS THE WORST QUALITY PHOTO I'VE SEEN UPLOADED TO THIS WEBSITE.
this thing didnt even load in the preview for like five minutes solid be nice i worked hard on this