i think the worst time to get a completely unrelated boner is while actively arguing with your friend on if you're gay or not. oh man. #nsfw kind of.
yes!! yes i do!! okay? but not because i am gay!!!! i am just one of the only straight men who doesn't creep on lesbians!
i am starting to think it's not about that and i am also in the same room as you so if you really like how i smell you can just ask me what shampoo i use or whatever.

You realize I could scroll up just slightly to see your comments with Dave, yes?

ew no thats gay as fuck
oh okay. keep sniffing my bedsheets then. that is a lot less gay. weirdo.

yeah on it

This is exactly what I'm talking about, John. This is the gayest statement I have ever read in my life. Be lucky there's a clearly detailed terms of service preventing me from saying what most would in this situation.
awh no. not fair. how is it gay to ask him to stop sniffing my bedsheets?? i gave him a way less gay solution.

ALL is fair in love and war, John. That includes gay love. And gay war, for that matter.
