updated my pic, you jealous?
Even if this were true, which it isn't... The fact I have to pretend that it doesn't utterly tear me apart inside that the only time you only acknowledge my presence is on social media to protect your smutty website's best interests, I should be able to quintuple-dip.
i love the whole guilt tripping thing you got going on. makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. you wanna keep going? it'll only make my brand even hotter.
Is the brand all that matters to you? Really? Even Dave is probably rather far down your list of priorities and he lives with you
damn, you got a lot of nerve bringing dave into this conversation. and no, my site isn't the only thing in my top priorities. making sure my @lilCal is taken care of, is TOP TOP.
Yes, I do have a lot of nerve. It's one of my many, many qualities. You would know this if you actually spent time with your daughter.
"The Slammer". Is that one of those antiquated dancefloor moves invented by fossils, such as "The Sprinkler"?
yeah, i'm totally talking about favoring dance moves. didn't you know? i'm a part time swinger.
I doubt you even qualify as a swinger, father. Your idea of movement has always seemed more aligned with calculated posturing than anything resembling rhythm, and I suspect even that is performed for an audience you refuse to acknowledge exists.