…I could dye my hair.
Perhaps I’ll take you up on this, I’d need more time to choose though.
i mean yeah, howv do you think they did mutie pornos? they couldnt let actual muties and lowvs do it, thatd be problematic or vwhatevwer, they got highbloods to dye their hair and dress up and shit. so yeah, pretty much that #nsfwv
np wat evre u choose tho im sure itll look great
Huh. That’s actually a facinating piece of Beforus history to learn, and a bit disconcerting. I know more about Alternia, but I should look into the alternate. Just for my internal database, to have more than just pornographical facts on the mind. I still am not sure I’d be well suited to the role however. So I suppose I’ll have to keep looking for my new hair color. Perhaps a nice purple. Thank you for the insight. #nsfw
bitch
ewver heard vwhat they say about locks and keys?
That attempting to jam your key into every lock known to man will probably break it? Especially with how few of them will actually open, no matter how hard you twist.
nope. its that ewveryone lovwes a key that can open any lock, but no one likes a lock thatll open for any key. thats to say, that aint evwen an insult babygirl #suggestivwe
Thinking you’re a master key is comedic. Manwhore stil does not imply you get everyone you attempt at. Thank god for that. Still, intelligent deduction is not your strong suit, so I will let you enjoy your compliment in mindless bliss.