♠ hated by @tentativeTroublemaker
PRINT("The pile of moronzz I call 'friendzz' izz increazzing")
PRINT("Technically, you've zzhared your "trollzzonal" information pubzzlicly more timezz than I could pozzzzibzzly delete it. If you had to thank me for each of thozze timezz, it would take more zzweepzz than you have on hand.")
PRINT("Juzzt making zzure y'all don't do any zztupid zzhit. thank me whenever and however you want <3<")
PRINT("Of courzze it getzz bzzoring, I'm the funny one here")
PRINT("how zzignificant izz vrynya in thizz equation? i uzzed to think her prezzence would bzze helpful bzzut zzeeing her zzink into lunacy like thizz izz making me reevaluate many of the decizzionzz i've made")
PRINT("come on tell me it'zz not like that! i'm not zzaying anything you haven't already thought of am I?")
PRINT("oh hezz having a bzzlazzt. thankzz to hizz limited intelligence, he hazz chozzen the mozzt unzztabzzle and degenerate individual of all!")
PRINT("oh well i had to give it a try who knowzz? it could have bzzeen fun. juzzt look at vrynya and hezztyx")
PRINT("good morning to you too i juzzt had bzzreakfazzt bzzut thankzz for the offer")
a[H]hh, l[O]wbloods... [I]t m[U]st [Be] a [Ni]ghtmare t[O] [Be] s[O] [Ac]cepting [O]f de[At]h. [I] g[U]ess [I]t [I]s t[Ru] [Th]at [Th]e m[O]re [Li]ve [Th]e m[O]re [U] a[Pr]eciate [Li]fe.
[I] [Co]rrect [U] [B]ut [I] [Po]ssess [O]nly 1 [F]ace. [Y]our [Co]ndition [I]s ma[K]ing [U] [Se]e [Db]le? [F]ascinating. [No] [O]ffense, [I] d[O] [No]t [Ac]tually [Mn] [I]t [In] a [P]ossitive [W]ay, [B]ut [Th]e [In]formation [Fe]eds m[Y] [In]vestigation. [I] [Am] [Ge]tting [Cl]oser t[O] [Th]e [S]olution.
[Pa]rdon me, [I] [As]summed [U] [Ne]eded [He]lp. [An]d [As] [Al]ways, [I] [Am] [H]appy t[O] [Pr]ovide B)
[I] [Se]e t[O]o man[Y] [I]s [In] [Th]at m[Es]sage, [Ar] [Th]ey gr[O]wing [F]aster [Th]an [U]sual t[O]day?
[I]t [I]s [He]althy t[O] [H]ave [S]ocial [I]nteractions [Fr]om [Ti]me t[O] [Ti]me, [Th]o man[Y] [S]pend t[O]o m[U]ch [O]f [Th]eir [Li]fes [He]re [In] [S]ocial med[I]a
"[Th]e [Ac]he ma[K]es [Th]e [P]atient [H]ave s[U]icidal [Th]oughts". [Y]our [Li]fe [I]s [S]hort d[U]e t[O] [Y]our [B]lood [Co]lor, [W]hy [W]aste [I]t. [O]ne [Dy] [U] [W]ill [Th]ank me, [U] [W]ill [Li]ve.