
dere can never be an evil version of me because im already da evil version of me bc i will steal ur bike, for starters but dat is only the beginning of my evil plans

NOO!!! dis is untrue am so mean and i beat ppl up

Well ye^h dvh bvt | stole it f^ir ^nd sqv^re first so yov c^n't h^ve it.
beating Motherfuckers up aint shit on alternia. but prove it! beat a bitch up rn!

ohhhh dats crazy bc i just so 'appen to 'ave built a steal-all-bikes-inator 5000 n its alreeaddyyy making grounds to ur bike n its unstoppable BBBB)

i don't wanna rn but i can beat up so many ppl
i Dare ya to try anD beat Me up

i would die
lMao i DiDnt say iD fight back full force. i just think itD be cute to see ya try ;o)

Fvvvvck, my bike th^t w^sn't re^lly mine. |'ll remember this.

one night i will trust