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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋0 — @raucousJabberer Wyatte Vhance WARNING!! Hi (#conjecture!) Tonight, I am Being A Man. I don’t know whether I LIKE OR DISLIKE THIS ARTWORK, but here it is, front and center, for your gaze. I thought of just telepathically spawning this in the mind of whoever reads this. (I can’t do that, but I wish!) The outfit was a work of CREATIVE LIBERTY ON MY END, but you must forgive me——I have a maximum of five (⒌) distinct outfits in my wardrobe. And one (⒈) of them is a giant goose costume. It’s not going to Look Great. But I digress! We haven’t even GOTTEN TO THE CHORUS (Psychoanalysis) YET! Yes, I said this JUST for the music pun. SO WHAT! It’s FUNNY!!! Anywhomst, let’s Take A Gander at Wyatte Vhance! (CROWD CHEER!!!) (Can I Get An Autograph) (He Said No) (She Said Yes) (They Said Maybe?) (Me Said Make ↑ Your Mind) Wyatte is lightpushered and fun, living for the party and seeking the THRILL irrespective of the shape this comes in. On the surface, he takes to Chittr like a public diary, sharing confection slices worth of his life in varying layers and HEALTHY doses of humor. His platform is extended for other peoples’ perusal, beckoning music makers and listeners alike to interact. Such is the WAY OF CHITTR, but a lot of these attempts are FRUITLESS. For someone (⒈) of Wyatte’s ilk, it takes a toll on you. He is a trying troll. He leads a life surrounded by music. His passion helps him get by in life. Research shows that music has the power to EMOTIONALLY REGULATE people, whether it’s listening to songs on your playlist or strumming/pressing/playing a co↑le EAR-PLEASING CHORDS. Making music itself is a non-pharmacological tool, paving the way for CATHARSIS and the release of dopamine, prompting that ‘FEEL GOOD’ sensation. Music, for Wyatte, can arguably serve as a safe space, whether this be making new albums as an Indie Artist or performing it to hear the cheers of other people. In some cases, it can even serve as a SOCIABILITY INDICATOR and ADAPTIVE COPING STRATEGY. The former is contingent on mood, as is everything else, but Wyatte uses music as an endeavor for CONNECTION. His greatest hobby is also his strongest bridge to other people. Ideally, the concept of music in one’s (⒈’s) life can be broadened into something MORE——noise. The pleasure of Activity: learning a new instrument, taking substances at a party, moving and moving until you are felled from exhaustion. Wyatte can’t live without it, without the presence of other people, his own music, because one’s (⒈’s) most disturbing company is the mind. It’s undeniable that Wyatte CRAVES that noise——any kind of stimulation, good or bad——because he struggles to regulate himself in times of solitude. Without proper reminder, he may go hours without tending to his needs. It’s inherently self-destructive, but times where he does so deliberately are seldom. Wyatte can’t help it. His wants OVERPOWER HIS NEEDS; there is little else that can emotionally regulate him. He wants to lay in the arms of other people as his mind doesn’t give him that safety. Wyatte chases CONTROL of his life. When you’re under the figuratiliteral limelight, everyone (⒈) is watching your every move. It becomes a stressor on one’s life. The feeling of being MADE to perform is sickening to him. That is to say, AGENCY is among the strongest ideals to him, where his choices are his own. But psychologically, agency can be separated into four (⒋) pillars: Intentionality (the want to do it), Forethought (contingency planning), Self-reactiveness (motivation to do it), and Self-reflection (evaluating yourself, your capacity). Wyatte carries intention in almost everything he does, or at least manages a pretence of such. But his biggest issue lies in the reliance of OTHER PEOPLE, which slowly diminishes this structure of agency. It becomes paradoxical, almost, to want to make your own decisions but struggle to operate on your own. However, he needs this CONNECTION to function, not because we are inherently social creatures, but because the hearth of his core is a dying fire. It is cold, and he is afraid. Wyatte enjoys being cared for by his s↑port system, being comforted as it’s the core to his safety. He may be CODEPENDENT on them. At his best, he is affectionate and dedicated, and at worst, he can be overbearing and high-maintenance. It’s not his fault. I’m not one (⒈) to place Diagnoses on People, especially since I am NOT CERTIFIED to do so, but these are telltale signs of (perhaps chronic) Depression, the subtlest form of suffering. Having depression for so long makes it blend into your life. At that point, it becomes difficult to distinguish true comfort from a prolonged spell of happiness. This behavior likely stems from a lack of proper care in his life or having one’s foundation lean dependently on other people’s. Your only sin is how deeply you ♥. I think you may have an ANXIOUS or FEARFUL ATTACHMENT TO PEOPLE, to LIFE OVERALL, and that’s COMPLETELY OK. There are times where you want to live until your pusher bursts, and others where you want to become nothing. A constant push and pull. You are ↑ in arms with yourself. All you need is patience, kindness to yourself, and allowing yourself to communicate with others. It’s obvious you are trekking the path to the BETTERMENT YOU SEEK, but please know that improvement is gradual, and sometimes too quiet to notice. Your posts show me you have been getting there: slowly, staggeringly, eventually. After all, the best songs die out repeating the main refrain. Healing never had a chorus. Healing never had a chorus. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: ROGUE OF TIME? Clings desperately to whatever/whoever he has. Dislikes idleness and feeling out of control. Fears inevitability and definitiveness. All things must come to an end and he may never be ready for that. But that brings all the more time to appreciate the present.) MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO HE SAID SHE SAID WYATTE VHANCE, and I’ll SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! *cool outro plays* P.S. S↑PORT HE SAID SHE SAID. INDIE MUSICIANS DESERVE MORE ♥♥♥! #gandertag #blindpanic #ribbit
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So long doesn't have to mean Goodbye. It could also be a compliment for a Snake. (Or an Eel. Wink! @abyssalAttachment)
I was kind of stretching like a Purrbeast but then I remembered I'm a Grown Man so I ★ted Punching a Wall.
"There's something ✕ with me" implies there's something → with other people. I do NOT Believe That.
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I got to do ANYTHING I WANTED with my Photoshoot Pictures. So I made This. ♥☺
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒍ — @algorithmCarnage CZ (His name is out there somewhere but I know better than to Breach his Privacy!) *dreaming harp sound effect* (I am back at schoolfeeding. I am five (⒌) sweeps old, young and unassuming. Tonight, they’re teaching us the worst craft to ever blight Alternia: Coding. C++, specifically. A torture method disguised as Procedural Animation. There are tens of hundreds of errors in my code and my attempts to fix them are ever so fruitless. Visual Studio casts phantom errors like shadows over me in a lapse of sanity: I check line sixty-five (⒍⒌) and it is tauntingly blank. "WHERE THE [HONK] IS THE MISTAKE?" The world is dancing and spinning mirthlessly in my panicked spell. I’m only seconds away from punching a hole through my husktop. Rivulets of sweat crawl ↓ my face, melting away any semblance of power I thought I could keep. But who said I was in control?) *wakes ↑ in a cold sweat* YIPE! WHAT A DAYMARE!! I think I need to 🗨 to my counseculler about this. Anyway, welcome back to THIS SERIES! Thanks for stopping by, BY THE BY, I really do appreciate it! Without FURTHER ADO, let’s Take A Gander at CZ! (CROWD CHEER!) (Let’s Get Gaming) (And By Gaming) (I Mean Gandering) (Tautology is My Middle MIDDLE Middle Name) From a cursory glance, CZ prides itself in being the CONTRARIAN SORT. A deviant who peruses the platform when Dreaddit isn’t Activating The Dopaminergic Neurons. Contrarians aren’t uncommon in the Online Realm, fostering complaintive attitudes that either rile the people ↑ or garner the assent of likeminded people. CZ usually makes these jabs at the world, whether this be about Technical or Living Inconveniences. Bitter might as well be a Substitute Six (⒍) letter Sobriquet given how much of the world and its residents has problems worth 🗨ing about. He is sardonic, but that can easily be ascribed to the CONFLICT he has with other people, whose unabashed demeanors clash with his apathetic front. In LAYTROLL’S TERMS, it Might Just Be a Little Hater. (CROWD GASP!) His demeanor is almost a pragmatic foil over Chittr’s PLATFORMAL FLIPPANCY. I’d like to call it a CONVERSATIONAL HUMBLER, but CZ is very susceptible to its own temper. A lot of that frustration can be boiled ↓ to whenever he isn’t being UNDERSTOOD the way he wants to. His COGNITIVE EXPECTATION being undermined by someone (⒈) who, say, can’t distinguish a LARPER from a POSER often leads to the same bouts of frustration it extends to the general VIRT↑OPULACE. It isn’t only because the subtexts should CLEARLY BE ACKNOWLEDGED HERE, but the fact that CZ prizes Fringy Thinking and Intellectual (Logical) Thought, adduced by its frequent #WTFAREYOUIDIOTSDOINGPOSTING. To an extent, this shows CZ to be SOCIALLY EGOCENTRIC, in which he prioritizes his General and Cognitive goals over positively engaging with the general audience. He is cold and self-oriented, operating on its own wavelength rather than conforming to the norms of other people. CZ is unmistakably desensitized and unafraid to speak his mind, making mentions of #cannibalism and #usingbloodasasubstitutetoink knowing it won’t have any lingering consequences (the opposite——people AGREE). This is only what crescendoes from being ONLINE for too long. You know too much and detach from those Paradigms that stop you from saying how fascinating the idea of FLESH REPURPOSING IS. (I’d ♥ to hear more about that, actually?) This way of posting is a double edged sword——at least, as far as wanting to stay under the radar goes. Perhaps he wants to keep it casual with the platform, but the act of complaining itself is a SOCIAL OUTREACH, a means for connection in and of itself. It pulls him from the shadows as much as it conceals him. He is constantly comparing himself to other people, negatively or positively, if only to feel better about HIS CURRENT SITUATION. Here lies a PARADOX: CZ has created a barrier strong enough to keep itself safe from pointed damage but advances in places where he knows he’ll be seen. For a purported spectator, a notable amount of NOT-SPECTATING (complaining) goes on. Trolls are inherently SOCIAL CREATURES: it is only an amount of time that the forum for AMPLIFYING ONE’S (⒈’s) voice is used to its fullest potential. This general behavior can be traced to a number of phenomena. The most obvious factor is the (Toxic) ONLINE DISINHIBITION EFFECT, a byproduct of virtually concealing oneself. The theory can be applied to JUST ABOUT ANYBODY, myself included! It detaches the individual from tangible consequences and thus allows the individual to navigate the online forum with LESS CARE THAN THEY WOULD IN A PUBLIC SETTING. Think of it as disguising yourself in a masquerade and then breaking every window in the vicinity. Who’s going to know it’s YOU? CZ makes the most out of its anonymity, placing itself in a position where he can make derisive commentary in accordance with the chaotic happenings of Chittr. Anonymous streak aside, you have made a name for yourself here. It’s a lot more than you bargained for. Your biggest flaw as a contrarian can be found in your motive. You use your voice. You constantly belie your backseat watching to ENGAGE WITH THE CROWD, making calculated jabs as a way to make yourself known. And before you realize it, you’ve already built a hive worth living in. You’ve (unintentionally) interacted with people, forged connections, created experiences with those who AGREE to your thinking. It’s a part of BEING SOMEBODY——moreover, someone (⒈) worth CARING ABOUT. It’s a wonderful feeling, albeit one you haven’t fully come to terms yet. Though I didn’t mention this (since I believe I’ve picked enough at you already), you appear to be the type to forgo your needs in the pursuit of your goals. Be sure to stay on top of that. You MATTER. (As much as you would never admit this, your annoyance is a begrudging posture of your appreciation——and existence. Your only sin is that being bitter is the only way you know how to live.) (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: MAGE OF VOID? The morally gray sort. He knows how it feels to be irrelevant, a product of social status and a likely practical ↑bringing. Works the niche and esoteric as its field of interest believing it to be a place where it belongs. Profound and indiscernible. Revels in his SENSE OF ANONYMITY and understands it in an exclusive manner. Loses himself in mystery; suffers from the knowledge nobody else grapples with.) Computer? I hardly know ‘er! GO FOLLOW CZ (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE), and I’ll see you in the NEXT ONE! Honk! #gandertag #howtotrainyourgamer #howtolainyourlamer
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I'm able to guess anybody's name with a SINGLE QUESTION.
Hi, all! These are #closed again. YAY! #gandertag ← ← ← for a general reference of the Stuff I Make! If it's caught your bulb, then keep one (⒈) out! What I SAY is only an extraneous observation of what your DEMEANOR and 'THEMES' might say about your psychology. Or at least, how MUCH can be said about you from a guy checking your virtual profile. Do also be aware that my analysis might not be ENTIRELY ACCURATE——after all, I only ✎ what I can see! (You will also be CLASSPECTED to the Best Of My Ability.) Thank you all for s↑porting my little hobby. B:o]
I am Chopped but I am Kind.
DID YOU KNOW? Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.
I've got that DOG in me. *curls ↑ on the ground* *★ts whimpering*
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒌ — @markZucc Zuccia Caziln (WARNING: hope you know Oinkbeast Latin, because histay illway etgay #uggestivesay!) (#suggestive) (#squeak!) Wait, THE Zuccia? I think I’ve heard of her! The recurring face of Rogue? Allure? *gulp*, the Other Ones (⒈s)? WOWIE ZOWIE. Can I just say, WHAT AN HONOR! Hi. People used to 🗨 about you. I don’t want to make any impressions that’ll turn me from Chittr Silly Goose to Chittr Slobbery Goose, but I’m glad you came over to get Peeped At. Let’s Take A Gander at Zuccia Caziln! (CROWD CHEER!!) (Wolf Whistle!) (Sounds of strangling) (Kinky?) (Oh nevermind they Died) (Erotically) (OK) (Moving On) Zuccia leads a comfortable, indulgent life. One where she can drink cocktails on the nightly, lounge in her offtime, and chit just about anything on the Pan. You learn to appreciate the amount of CARE she has for those she considers her friends. She’s a SWEETHEART, the sort you can easily get along with, so long as you fit this single criterion: Being in the Same Space as her. It’s not naive if you have the PUSHER to befriend everybody. It’s always the thought that matters, and she tries her best to MAKE IT COUNT. It’s an applaudable effort! On Chittr, Zuccia JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN, oftentimes getting wasted and posting about it. A lot. A *LOT* LOT. I’ve never met someone who had vodka with cereal before, but there’s a First For Everything! Including a job. Her definition of SOBER is only about ⒉ drinks in the evening. This thrillseeking attitude likely stems from a pursuit for the OLD, GOOD LIFE, to which it’s hard to tell the old and good ever ENDED. Maybe publicly so, but in the comfort of her hive, the party hasn’t stopped. You’ll find her weaselling her way into the newest party, club, pair of pants, etcetera. Are we ready to address the elephant in the block? OK. I try to veer away from stating the sexual aspects of a person (because tagging anything with enn ess eff doubleyew will have my ✂e little avatar CENSORED), but her definition of fun is rooted in the carnal benefits of the body. It’s nothing particularly new for someone (⒈) of her fame, but you pick it ↑ quickly. On a psychological scale, the frequency of one’s SEX LIFE can detail where they feel at best with themselves. In the end, it’s a REASSURANCE OF HER WORTH. This is one of the few ways she can get people to listen to her: giving her body away with little pushback. It isn’t a challenge to get her unclothed. But at the same time, does one look at her for her body or for who she is? It’s a dilemma with an unfortunate answer, because all arrows point to the fact this isn’t a new development. Being this way is her comfort zone, the only life she’s ever known. Something tells me not even she can tell me who she is. Does she even like where her life is going, if she’s noticed she’s been going anywhere? She’s living, maybe, but is she LIVING as a person, or a tool? It’s hard to think when you’re inebriated, even moreso when you’ve relegated your existence to the Town Bicycle of a Good Time. I’m not her lusus, or her matesprit, so I don’t intend to deliver a message of mandatory change. But people get over trends quickly. Everybody craves novelty. You and I are no different in that aspect, victims to that cause. We’re both looking for a way to feel relevant again, but that high is JUST SO… well, high. In your case, this dip into austerity has brought a sense of boredom in your life, and you know that. Nothing is ever the same anymore and deep deep ↓, beyond all the throbbing horniness you feel, you loathe it. It’s why you give yourself away to people who may never look at you the way you want them to. You want to get away from your mind as quickly as possible because something as small as a sober thought will have you yearning for a time when you felt wanted for being a person. You’re afraid, and it’s OK. Please let yourself reflect on things. Even if it’s for a moment, a song. Think about where you are. You’re an amazing person, simpler than that, a PERSON, PERIOD. It’s hard to find your value beyond the opinions of people, but this isn’t saying it isn’t possible. To feel ♥d begins with loving yourself. (If there’s anything I can relate to, it’s the descent from global fame. Between you, me, and the guy reading this, a lot of people knew me as the charming host of a host of TV shows. And now I’m just The Guy Who Peeps At You, I think. But that’s all the airing I'll be outing here.) (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: MAID OF BLOOD? Zuccia is a good person, a trying person. She gives herself away to feel ♥d. People are her stability. Without them, what would be there for her? What choice does she have? Did she ever have one, or was the road long paved by the people who made her famous? She is someone who should be valued as someone with genuine thoughts and opinions to bring to the table. Once she harnesses this, she’ll be able to create something amazing.) TL;DR - Zuccia enjoys her life, but all of this is in the pursuit of feeling important. Getting drunk is easier than staying sober. Her definition of ♥ is rooted in how many people see her body, because this is the path she’s been going ↓ for many, many sweeps. BE SURE TO FOLLOW ZUCCIA, and give her all the care she deserves. This concludes the second batch of Peepings. I’ll see you SOON! #gandertag
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒋ — @audaciousConfident Rorian Matila I was going to do a Beast Factsheet for this intro, but instead I have a story for you all. Once ↑on a Time, I scrolled ↓ a certain demilady’s posts and had the greatest (WORST) idea (MISTAKE) of my life. (LIFE? WHAT LIFE???) I tried to BAKE——I mean, what’s the difference between watching those ASMR BAKING VIDEOS and TRYING THEM YOURSELF? You (Gander Grimzl) IDIOT. Baking in practice is an entirely different beast. The dough can SMELL YOUR FEAR. Every baking utensil has a personal vendetta against you. The oven hungers for Clown Flesh. I turned my nutritionblock into a personal warzone and I was LOSING. MISERABLY. But after all that roughin’ and toughin’, I can proudly say that I’ve become a master at Creating Nebulous Blobs. It tasted like the Hopes and Dreams of a serial smoker. I was better off CONSUMING THE INGREDIENTS INDIVIDUALLY. A shame. But also a Learning Experience. Catch me next time to see me Hike! (The bugs want to Kill Me) Let’s Take A Gander at Rorian Matila! (CROWD CHEER!!!) (NATURE AMBIENCE!!) Rorian is a capital D Dreamer. Their life is, and I quote in a wonderful refrain, “THE BEST.” And we certainly get that impression as we scroll through their posts. From the outset, Rorian puts her story on display. She is living her best life, her only one, surrounded by the things she ♥s and reciprocating that to almost all with a pulse. Emotion is taut in anything she describes: from her hobbies, to her relationships, to her descriptions of the people in her life. They’re CONSTANTLY ON THE MOVE, exploring the wilds, hanging out with friends, and being The Charmer. (Working Title?) She constantly looks out for the people and creatures around her, rehabilitating and conserving wildlife——and the pushers in tandem. That is to say, I don’t think there’s anyone they can’t befriend with enough effort. Name one (⒈) person that doesn’t like Rori, I dare you. Rorian is Hardworking, almost to a Fault. The focal SILLIGOOFINESS often segues into a rampant drive for thrillseeking. They will overexert themself, albeit with little regret, because the outcome is for her joy. Call it a RECKLESS ABANDON to her. If you asked me, this headstrong attitude is more complex than expending her borrowed time. It’s because she’s willing to reach her limits for the people she cares about. Friends, beast or troll, are within their purview of effort. That MUST be The Ninja Way I’ve been hearing about. The care and cheer she extends to people is the type of Boost you only sometimes encounter. She is therefore a light that will never go out. But that doesn’t mean it shines on its own. She is an EMOTIONAL CONDUIT in positive and negative ways alike. The former certainly outweighs the latter, but that doesn’t mean there are any drawbacks to acknowledge. I don’t Intend To Offend, so with a PERHAPS, here is what I’ve observed: an unvoiced reliance on the people around her. This isn’t necessarily implying they can’t function without people, but they are often bound to their whims, and thus affected by the plights they individually face. Constantly boosting the morale of the people requires people in need of boosting to begin with. They may struggle to grapple with the idea of independent faith; to function with an agency unimpeded by the suggestions of others. Because what is made of the lone ferret, a beast that thrives in company? The same logic can be applied here. It’s a primitive urge that we all have. To build hives in the pushers of others, knowing that you’ll hardly ever occ↑y yours. Surely, you can feel safe on your own, but it’s plenty more fun to be with OTHERS. (Comment Naruto if you see this. This is an experiment) Usually I like to leave the Muse with something to think about but something tells me you’re very comfortable where you are. Seriously, you’re already doing so well for yourself. You’re always looking out for everyone (⒈) with kindness, bubbliness, and at times a bit of firm ♥. Please don’t forget to redirect some of your validation to yourself, and Take a Hike. Literally so, if you ever feel like it——which I will have to assume is ALWAYS! Everyone looks out for you, Rori. I have just one question for you, though: would you settle for your current life forever, or would anything inspire you to explore even further than you have in nature? (P.S. Hi Alan, hi Sleuth. Sneef sneef snorf, and however one would onomatoparize ferret sounds!) #gandertag
How many people named Onion do you know?