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My roommate with the car keys has a migraine. How am I to eat three whole pizzas under these conditions.

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Everytime I look at the amount of pizzas, it goes up by one. Real as fuck.

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I am but a man with a stomach.

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on god i will send u a pizza right to ur fuckin door

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A stomach that aches for pizza.

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hand-delivered btw

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My hero.

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