@timaeusTestified — #nsfw
Why are all of you freaking out like people don’t post dick here daily? #nsfw
Today is a good day. I'm high, I'm threatening a robot, I've witnessed the horrors of the lube slide. And I'm probably about to top someone. #substance #nsfw
Okay, okay. Last one, because I have a pop-up party to attend. Need someone getting off on how it hurts while I fuck them and whining about how it’s too big. Bonus points for squirming on it even though that makes it hurt worse. #nsfw #nsfwe ? Just to be safe, since this is starting to border on #cnc territory? I dunno man, now I’m multitasking.
I feel like I need to bring back my BDSM test results as a reminder for the public. Anyways, I think it’s really hot when someone gets off on putting my pleasure over theirs. When they’re willing to degrade themselves for my entertainment and pleasure. If they’re good, maybe I’ll help them get off. And if I’m bored, maybe I’ll get them off until they beg me to stop doing it. #nsfw
God forbid a man need to see someone whining and on their knees for him, damn near begging to eat him out without even opening their mouth. God forbid a man yearn. #nsfw
Sex in a shitty club bathroom where anybody can walk in and catch you. > #nsfw
If I have to listen to my roommate have sex with his girlfriend one more time, I am going to set the house on fire. #nsfw
Does anyone want a defective sexbot? #nsfw
You know, I could build a fucking machine. #nsfw
WHY DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WANT ME TO POST ABOUT DICK???? YES I LOVE COCK BUT WHAT THE HELL? #nsfw
Apparently, people want me in my whore era. Am I supposed to post about how much I love sucking dick now? #nsfw
I think somebody taught my cat what a Jacob's ladder is because she typed ladder while I was trying to sext. She's not even allowed on the mic. #nsfw
I can't believe I'm so deprived that I'm stooping to flirting with a slutty robot. #nsfw ?
Never ask me for anything again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3c4d86e6b5c2.png #nsfw #bdsmtest
BDSM site gods have mandated the people be held captive. Nobody gets to know what shit I'm into now. #nsfw
Would anyone even *want* to see my BDSM test results? #nsfw
Actually reading the most sicknasty blackrom porn right now and it's making me so mad. I need that. Where am I gonna get a man that's so fucking mad I'm right that he can't help but cave to fucking me stupid over it? #nsfw
Gay sex. #nsfw Still don't have anything to really hornypost about.
My roommates are fucking loud enough that I can hear it through my earbuds again. #nsfw