@timaeusTestified — #nsfw
I wonder how big it is on that one asshole fish guy. #nsfw #probabalysmall
I'm like a coke addict but instead of coke I'm snorting up a puffy white pile of bad decisions and sexual irresponsibility. #nsfw #substance
I only let people call me slurs when I'm naked. #nsfw #normalbehavior
Bars alert: They call me, the D-Strider. Axiomatic, pro D-Rider. Don't need no, ghost writer. Your bitch loose, Im tighter. #bars #nsfw #rap
Jake's entire bloodline has fat asses. His genes are too strong. #nsfw
Pit sniffing. #nsfw #yup
This is possibly an incredibly insensitive question, but I ask this in earnest and humility: Purplebloods, does it taste funny? #nsfw #clownparts #youveprobablyheardthisonebefore #unoriginalfuckinghack
Coveting to eat some mad ass about now. Hashtag real. #nsfw
I bet four-billion fucking boondocks that no ones ass tastes as good as Jakes. Thats on Jah. #nsfw
For the record, me and Jake are open when it comes to the sex stuff. Yes, this is a pathetically guised public invitation on the fucking internet to thirst after me and/or my smoking hot boyfriend. Feel free to laugh. Don't expect anything serious, though. My heart is a loyal son of a bitch. #nsfw
Instead of desperately grasping at straws for "content", how about i make you Chittrs do it for me? Let's hold a little AMA, Strider style. Go hog wild. Ask me about my deepest, darkest secrets. I won't answer those but it'd still help get me views. My hands are off the proverbial rulebook. Get freakalicious to the maximum if you so wish. #nsfw