every1 and their mama is havin their phones explode meanwhile im jus sittin pretty. was my pic that hot???? :000
I'd be honored to see it line your fridge. I'd embroider it myself, but nothing says "Master of the Masturbatory" like stitching your own words into fabric to live on in perpetuity. Alas, I shall have to refrain. The yarn's always up for grabs, though.
ooooooooooooooooooomygawd i wld PAY so so so much money to see u hunched over a lil embroidery hoop like a babushka. when can we make this happn. like now orrrr??
Now? Uh. To keep it real with you, my living area looks like a tornado tan through a Toys-R-Us. I'd call it "organized chaos," but anyone who actually says that knows damn well it's thinly veiled cope in the first place. Should probably tidy up before I do shit else, but, I mean, I'm not saying "fuck no"?
waow wld u look at that … i have a livin space (where i live) n its not polluted w what i can only assume is a metric fuckton o robo bits n swords n horse knickknacks sooooo if u ever need a relatively clean place 2 create u know where 2 go!!!! :P
You forgot the puppets. How could you forget the puppets, man? They're a distinct Strider™ staple. That aside, if you're offering, well, I'd be a real ass to decline. I can pop over, I guess, and you'll get to see the live action rendition of my shit posture in real time.
oh my god iforgot the puppets ………… if u r only coming over 2 make me pay for my psins (puppet sins) i understand + accept my fate however it would b rlly cool and badass of u if u would grant me one crumb o mercy, o powerful puppet master, n let me tie a scarf around ur head while u embroider so u look like a buff anime granny
Sigh. Sign, even, if you'll allow me the appropriation of Roxy culture. I suppose I can allow it, just this once. But if we're really doing this, I'm snagging a pair of reading glasses to superimpose over my shades -- and a gray wig, just to complete the look. Because in no world does Dirk Strider ever half-ass anything. At the very least, when you inevitably take pictures, I expect Jane to find them especially amusing.
hoky shit thisis goin to be CRAYYYYYYYYYYZAYYYY i need 2 get my hans on a brick of saltwater taffy STAT!!!!!!!! donut worry granny we will get u ur snax!!!1!! honestlet this is comin at a gr8 time for me coz i have been so bored that ive been talkin to my furnature like im dat freaky monsterluvin chick from beauty + the beest
Fret not. Granny Strider's coming to save you from yourself with a fresh batch of cookies and a warm, fuck-ugly sweater for the coming 90 degree Winter. And you better have a rocking chair ready by the time I get there, RL.
ASFGJNLKHFFVH FUCK BRB GOTTA FIND A ROCKING CHAIR