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Sorry To Hear That Love, I'm Sure You'll See Them Again In A Jiffy

seeing a notable lack of evil statues that follow you when you play a song in reverse

all of youu are worthy of love. be kinnd to youurselves, always.. whenn theres nno onne arouunnd, youuve got youu.

:o) Is yearning and desire not the same thing...? :o) I fear they may be synonyms
I hate to disappoint, but the "yearning" in question was moreso me posting about my sexual desires and not at all yearning. God forbid a dude get a little excited on the feed. #nsfw ETA, probably not my problem if you somehow took me saying I get off to beating the shit out of a guy as some kind of deep romantic desire.
Believe it or not, I feel a little bad now. He's cute. Him. That one in particular.
Yet another one proves my point. The arrogance is unmatched, and quite frankly, I am swooning. Such broad posts, and still he wholeheartedly believes I'm beckoning to him in specific. I reiterate my earlier post. Dumb guys are, unfortunately, extremely attractive.
On that note, severe lack of top Dirks on this site, as far as I've seen. I'm carrying this shit on my back.
He always talks himself up. All this bullshit about being a big, brave adventurer. I'll give him the big thing, maybe even the adventurer thing, but I'm not entirely sure that his simple little mind registers what the word 'brave' entails. Either way, it makes the thought of wrapping my hands around his throat and watching the panic in his eyes when he realizes he doesn't have the strength to pry them off all the more satisfying. #violence and #nsfwe by obligation. I've never been more inclined to hurt a man in my life. I just love the idea of putting him down, over and over again. God forbid a bro fantasize a little.
Does the bequeathment of the strider name insist that you must first shove the big cheese up above off his throne then make the rest of us plebians jump through however many hoops just to parse from your deeply unsettling messages that youre looking to get rocked six ways to sunday? Just come outright and say it man. I dont bite too hard.
This is perhaps overly familiar given neither of us know each other, though it appears you know alternative versions of Dirk so perhaps it’s less so than my initial concern, but I, too, enjoy talking to you.
I am assuming you are human. Therefore you need rest. At least 8 hours a night, at that. The internet will probably not go anywhere. There’s a decently high percentile chance it and the gifs will be here when you wake up.
Who isn't, anymore? According to most of the population, Dirk Strider and twink go hand in hand. Fingers intertwin(k)ed and everything. Quite frankly, it's offensive.
Not every man you dislike can be a twink. They've gotta fit the bill, or it's a cheap comeback. I've had that word thrown at me more times than I can count on my fingers, and yet not once has it ever held an ounce of truth. Creativity is lacking, nowadays.
Aren't you supposed to be intelligent?
From my unbiased observations Roxy is correct.
There truly is something beautiful about hitting a guy so hard you knock the glasses off of his pathetic, pretty face. Something so alluring about watching him scramble to pick them back up, because he can't see shit without them. Maybe even stepping on them, snapping them in half, just to kiss him better and buy him a new pair. #violence Or not. Or I could be normal about him. That works too.
What came before that?
Thank you, Roxy. I don't intend to work on any of them, but your support is appreciated.

