โฃ mediated by @tipsyGibberish

:o) Is yearning and desire not the same thing...? :o) I fear they may be synonyms
I hate to disappoint, but the "yearning" in question was moreso me posting about my sexual desires and not at all yearning. God forbid a dude get a little excited on the feed. #nsfw ETA, probably not my problem if you somehow took me saying I get off to beating the shit out of a guy as some kind of deep romantic desire.
Yet another one proves my point. The arrogance is unmatched, and quite frankly, I am swooning. Such broad posts, and still he wholeheartedly believes I'm beckoning to him in specific. I reiterate my earlier post. Dumb guys are, unfortunately, extremely attractive.
I don't care for sex in the traditional sense (Though I am, on occasion, appealed by the idea of fucking him stupid. He's got all that ass for a solid reason), I'm more drawn to the thrill of beating the shit out of him until he has to tap out. No sex, not even a little kissing. Just a dude making a bloody mess of another dude. #violence #nsfwe
For a man whos so famously good with his hands you think hed be better at grasping the obvious. Alas it seems hes lost his touch. I suppose even the smartest dogs need to be taught where to look. Luckily im a patient man. Ive got treats and everything. He just has to come when called and so far the record is nil.
He always talks himself up. All this bullshit about being a big, brave adventurer. I'll give him the big thing, maybe even the adventurer thing, but I'm not entirely sure that his simple little mind registers what the word 'brave' entails. Either way, it makes the thought of wrapping my hands around his throat and watching the panic in his eyes when he realizes he doesn't have the strength to pry them off all the more satisfying. #violence and #nsfwe by obligation. I've never been more inclined to hurt a man in my life. I just love the idea of putting him down, over and over again. God forbid a bro fantasize a little.
Does the bequeathment of the strider name insist that you must first shove the big cheese up above off his throne then make the rest of us plebians jump through however many hoops just to parse from your deeply unsettling messages that youre looking to get rocked six ways to sunday? Just come outright and say it man. I dont bite too hard.
Who isn't, anymore? According to most of the population, Dirk Strider and twink go hand in hand. Fingers intertwin(k)ed and everything. Quite frankly, it's offensive.
Repeatedly reacting to the same post over the span of a few minutes. Makes me wonder, are you coming back to it over and over, or do you sit there rereading it? Either way, your review would be appreciated, bro. #directposting
Aren't you supposed to be intelligent?
There truly is something beautiful about hitting a guy so hard you knock the glasses off of his pathetic, pretty face. Something so alluring about watching him scramble to pick them back up, because he can't see shit without them. Maybe even stepping on them, snapping them in half, just to kiss him better and buy him a new pair. #violence Or not. Or I could be normal about him. That works too.