> real talk here. > why the FUCK does almost 60% of these inane shit-streaks for humans throw some form of pity party for themselves over their garbage and cushy lives? > holy cope! > you walking, pale cankersore postules are utterly hilarious! i can't help but to have myself the biggest chucklefuck fit of laughter after seeing it every. single. TIME!!! > stay sad you pissants, please, i need me a reason to get on and watch you slack-jawed knuckledraggers whine to get the meatiest laugh that i can physically push out of my airsacks! > LMAOOOOOOOO.
> I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL! > why couldn't the first meteor that hit you all destroy your planet?
\_(•o<)_/ I dunno!! But I'm here and I've met you and now it's quite nice to know my existence means something to you, even if it's hatred! (⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ ) Does it bother you that much?
i hope u hold in a sneeze and u blow tf up bc of it but that would be 2 good for u so im gonna beat u till ur bloody #violence #blowup #blood
> eugh you wish for my glorious golden fluids with the way you have my twin bulges soooo deep in your throat. > stay bouncing on it, LOSER.
> your existence, along with every single one of you wastes of precious matter, fill me with disgust.
eugh i almost vomited readin that stupid fuckin slop go crawl in a hole an die like the fuckin weird goblin thing u r #vomit #deathmention
(￣ω￣) Well you know what? I hope we never stop talking! Unless you want to, that's okay! Just know you mean something to me now!!
> i really hope the only thing i mean to you is aiding in your lonely thoughts as you plan on making out with a moving scuttlebuggy. > please do the universe a favor and KYS. #EXTREME #IHATEYOU #DIE
(｡◝‿◜｡) Nuh uh. #ilikeyou