@titlesTranquilized — #nsfw
"Nerdy bf" and "goth girl" are both incredibly misunderstood things that people say they want. You don't want a goth girlfriend you want a woman who likes the color black and will peg you. You don't want a nerdy boyfriend you want a guy to read books and whimper. #nsfw ish
Nobodies dryhumping or pumping anyone unless they're Luigi. #nsfw
The problem isn't so much how sex feels as much as it is how hot the guys I've been with are. I would be fine with not liking the feeling of sex if it didn't mean disappointing hot men. Sigh I miss Jake... #nsfw
As a matter of fact I'm gonna go suck a dick just to piss that guy off. #nsfw #vaguepost
Why does sex seem so appealing in songs but when you're actually doing it it's just kind of "Alright cool I guess." Or is this a me thing? #nsfw
I think if I ever get into another relationship it's gonna have to be friends who kiss and hold hands but only do that with each other. Official relationships aren't really my thing neither is sex. #nsfw ish
I get bricked up over wood walls. #nsfw
I feel like a man wanting to fuck Ryan Reynolds is biggest indicator that they're straight. Unless it's specifically Deadpool Ryan Reynolds. #nsfw
Horsey. #nsfw
Just saw a vile shirt. "I'm not gay but when I look at naked dudes I get horny and jack off." #nsfw #needthat
Back on my bullshit. #backonmybullshit
Who the fuck leaves their discord notifications on when they're making a porn video? #nsfw Now you're just pissing me off.
Would. #nsfw https://i.ibb.co/HT1n9BCP/Images-8.webp
I love conversations on rule34. #nsfw
What's up everybody today I'm going to be chain smoking 30 cigarettes in a playground then killing one billion other Dirks. #substance #gonewrong #gonesexy #Dirkorgy #nsfw #YouTube #Shorts #fyp
My friend has problems with winter and autumn They give him prescriptions, they shine bright lights on him They say it's genetic, they say he can't help it They say you can catch it, but sometimes you're born with it My friend has spite, he gets shakes in the night And they say that there's no way that they could have Caught it in time takes his toll on him It is traditional, it is inherited, predispositional All day I've been wondering what is inside of me Who can I blame for it? I say it runs in the family This family that carries me to such great lengths To open my legs up to anyone who'll h...Read more
I'm sorry for hentai drama. I'm sorry for lesbian furry fucker drama. I'm sorry for musty femboy drama... #nsfw
What must I say? (Oh, tell me) What must I do? (What must I do?) To show how much I think about freek'n you (baby) What must I say? (Tell me) What must I do? (Yeah, yeah) To show how much I think about freek'n you Oh, I could go on for days But I couldn't go on for weeks I can even play with another body But it wouldn't last 'cause I'm a freak Oh, everything you say Turned on by everything you do And at night when I close my eyes I only dream of freek'n you #lyrics #nsfw
You can tell one of them is British too. That's the worst part a British lesbian obsessed with AIDS and HIV. So glad I'm not in there anymore. #nsfw ish https://i.ibb.co/Vc2GhxCp/IMG-20260527-194052-511.jpg
If we're really breaking it down I'm a bottom. #nsfw
This is my new series where I forget about ranch and take shit from my notes app. Beats beats the beats in my brain boogie that shit out like a grain fuckin on a bitch like she a carn-ie gonna break a bone with this honey. #nsfw I do not remember this one at all. #Dirknoteapp
Someone doesn't like having sex with old men. #vaguepost #nsfw
I love fat men with huge asses fat men with huge asses who love me and are super nice to me. God the wind is so loud today. #nsfw
Holy shit. Watching a show and these two guys are staring each other down rn. One of them fucking growled. Boner. #nsfw
Bitches see a male human face on a horse and immediately drop their panties. #nsfw
Chinese finger trap with our dicks. #nsfw
I just learned what a cowboy popsicle was... #nsfw
Trollbama if he was gay: uhhh I'll take it in the rear. #nsfw
Dick. #nsfw Tbh I just wanted to be included.
Men who do that shit also remind me of those kids who made vent Tiktoks to that German song about riding someone like a bicycle. #nsfw
Jesus. Why do people have a fetish about how much melanin someone does or does not have. #vaguepost #notanyoneonchittridontthink #nsfw I guess
Hal really needs to hop off my dick. #nsfw I guess
I'm a pillow princess. I do things all day give me a break in bed. This also may be why I am a virgin. #nsfw
Vaguepost this vaguepost that. When are you going to get some bitches on your dick, Bro? Grow up. #nsfw
... I think I introduced a Cronus to swinging... #nsfw
I don't think I'll ever live down ""I love eating ass," He says, tongue in cheek." #nsfw
Call him build a bear the way I'm stuffing him and taking him home. #nsfw
New York cock exchange on ball street. #nsfw
"I love eating ass," He says, tongue in cheek. #nsfw
I'm bored. Take off your clothes. #nsfw #invitation?
The other night I cried while thinking of having sex with you Not out of desire or shame but some subconscious impulse to feel pain I wiped my tears on my face and neck and the backs of my ears And said, "Now it's sweat, now it's sweat, it's sweat now" #nsfw #lyrics
Shout out to Dave for just sending me the word "vibrator" when I asked for ideas. You're fucking stupid. Love you tho #platonic. #nsfw
I'm such a fucking whore. #nsfw