
It is a known factor that in order to be a God of Sburb or equivalent, you must have a Poster's Spirit. Those of you that aren't game-affiliated all have the potential.

No thanks

Very fair. Just saying.

Do you think I'd be a cool god
Far from godliness I'm just a wandering anomaly and that's how I'm gonna keep it

It's entirely possible. If only there was some way to potentially see what you'd be like.

See, you say that, but that's also how all the non-victorious gods end up. So you're still not that far.
Royalty is a constantly cutting motion and brother my implement of choice is a baseball bat so I'm not doing much cutting

You can end up splitting something with enough blunt object beating. That's kind of like an extremely inefficient cut.

Too bad there isn't!

It's a real loss.