
To the inevitable space pirate Dirks out there: fuck you. It should’ve been me.

Oh, you stopped being an account thief. Good for you! And yes. I can feel in my bones that he is real, he is getting his pitch on nasty style, and he is making me mad because it should’ve been me.
[I did say I was thinking about it. Wow. Should go find that guy and push him in a sandbox about it.]

I should bite his fucking face off about it.
[Do it. Being a space pirate sounds like a blast I'd love that.]
What's your problem, man. So what you didn't take the chance to go out there.

Unfortunately, my Vriska is still fuck knows where, so I was shit out of luck on the “fucking off and becoming a space pirate before the social nightmare trapped me here” front.
I see. Well, I became a space pirate by myself. Get that building game on and make yourself a ship or something.

I hate you, but only because it wasn’t me. Pirate away, man.
