uugggghhh, 1'v3 b33n soooo p3nt up l4t3ly. >8/ #nsfw m4yb3?
Y0UUU H4V3 MY NUM83RR
ditch the zero and get vwith the hero (me) and then maybe vwe can do something about it, baby.
on3 d4y you'll r34l1z3 how 4bsolut3ly fr34k1n' 34sy 1t 1s to g3t som3 wh3n you stop d1ss1ng my m4t3spr1t. >8P
vwhen pigs fly, darling. hit me up vwhen you vwant a real man. zz;) it might be nice to be able to havwe sex vwith someone vwho knovws the entire alphabet and dont look like shortbus-buzzlightyear.
go fuck yours3lf.
i vwill let you marinate in this concept and vwhen you come to your senses dont hesitate to call me.