:> Ok I’m up ^nd Arty’s fucking lying on me like ^n ^sshole ^nd it won’t get OFF <:
:> It would be lovely if it were not Arty, whose f^vorite p^stime is inventing ^bsurd things to do with its e^rs ^nd tongue. <:
.) Qh! GQsh! That sQunds, um, a little unpleasant! The tQngue bit, I mean. ))
:> Oh I’m not bothered, I ^lso h^ve ^ f^irly long ^nd flexible tongue, but I don’t tend to show th^t off bec^use I possess something v^lu^ble: m^nners. <:
.) Qh, yeah, I dQn’t have a prQblem with, like, the existence Qf lQng tQngues! But when yQu said Arty was dQing absurd things I thQught yQu meant it was, like, licking yQu when it was sitting Qn yQu 😅 ))
:> Oh it does th^t sometimes. Usu^lly my h^ir. Fortun^tely, I politely ret^li^te by st^bbing it in the f^ce. (It c^nnot feel p^in ^nd does not c^re.) <:
.) WQw, Arty must be made frQm sQme real tQugh stuff tQ nQt be harmed by that! But, that’d be a real effective deterrent, I think! ))
:> Arty is ^ sort of living m^chine, so yes, it is. And no, it just m^kes silly noises ^nd pretends to be s^d. But then it stops for ^ bit. <:
.) Qh, wQw! That’s, like, super cQQl!! It mentiQned Qnce that it was made with, like, metalbending psiiQnics, but I thQught that was, like, a bit metaphQrical and just meant it had augments like yQu haha ))
:> F^ir ^ssumption ^s Arty sometimes does like being met^phoric^l, but no, th^t ^ctu^lly h^ppened. <: