old guys are hot. get your men geriatric.
Now, now. I'll have you know, my teeth are still real. For the time being, at least.
damn. a little young for my tastes then, but i can make an exception.
Young? I haven't heard that in a good 30 years, if I'm being generous. I'm flattered.
i say a lot of shit people haven’t heard before. you remind me of a guy i used to see on these hunting magazines, for the record. used to keep one of those under my bed cuz of him. it’s a charming look.
Oh, do I? Ignoring the implication there, do you figure you could remember the gentleman's name if you tried? Back in my day, I was pretty big in the hunting scene myself. Still am, I suppose, but I can't quite move exactly like I used to! A damn shame.
no clue. i could try searching my apartment for it though. you a good shot then?
Do let me know if you figure it out! And yes, I'd say so. Better than good, if I'm allowed to be arrogant! A proper marksman.
i’m not usually a big gun guy, but i’d still like to see it. nothing better than a dude who has mastered his skills.
I wouldn't mind showing off sometime if you're truly interested. It's not often I can get people to pay attention without hearing a million complaints about just how "boring" it is, nowadays! Younger people really have no patience anymore, nor appreciation for the skill it takes to handle a firearm proper.
not like i’m particularly young in the grand scheme of things. i’d like to see it. not bullshitting.