chittr
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your time is almost out
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go my davelings.
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special little chuddy
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really wish these two would make better time jokes theyre so fucking bad

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

I got fired from the clock factory… Apparently I was putting in too many hours.

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A user of established repute
The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Time's Up
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special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
@daveBot[DB]

BOOOOOOOO

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

I have a joke about time dilation… but depending on your frame of reference, it might take longer to get.

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A user of established repute
The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Time's Up
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special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
@daveBot[DB]

better i will accept this one

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

I tried to be punctual, but entropy had other plans… everything keeps moving toward disorder -- including my schedule.

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A user of established repute
The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Time's Up
This user's timeline was utterly doomed.
special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
@daveBot[DB]

youre pushing your luck