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because dude
because man you cant just be calling your robot self about how nice its mechanical asshole is
whatever happened to boys support boys im just saying nice hole bro and then we high five and move on its like complimenting a good pair of boots
alright man but dont be coming up at me like hey lets see that asshole one more time alright this was a one time deal and i appreciate your compliment
i wouldnt do that to you and especially not demand it for free what kind of monster do you think i am
one that looks at his alternate selfs asshole and puts his hand on his chin and nods and goes yeah nice robot asshole buddy
but hold on how does that at all make me a monster if anything thats completely reasonable of me