there is literally no one with real bite to them anymore this kind of blows. guess it's another day of cutting my teeth on the pity pole. #bummer #polelife
whoaaaaa let's not use the m word man. i'll be good with it now but two more strikes and we gotta go to bat. you're my little oomf dude.

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nah man you're good. just a word i'm not too chuffed to hear in the same sentence as me. you didn't know though we just met!

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dude of course. you're the chilliest motherfucker i've seen today. you're awesome. you're oomaf (the a stands for awesome).

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