@ultimateGenarch — #askkaranything
JK MY ASKBOX IS STILL OPEN. #ASKKARANYTHING | https://forms.gle/DTstvmtzUAExK6WB6
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "it's me" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: THAT'S IT I'M CLOSING MY ASKBOX. ] #ASKKARANYTHING | [LINK REDACTED]
[ @desktoyUnbound ASKS: "< what music do you like >" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: BIG FAN OF WHATEVER GENRE TROLL TWENTY ONE PILOTS IS. ] #ASKKARANYTHING | https://forms.gle/8tLLpyrnXpSraup26
[ @daquaviousBingleschnort ASKS: "play (not) my game" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: OKAY. ] #ASKKARANYTHING | https://forms.gle/sWhDViYsgGZNLaMn6
[ "you know who i am" ASKS: "oui oui oui it is paris merci" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ROSE STRIDER I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. ] #ASKKARANYTHING | https://forms.gle/G2zduBNoHwaU9ABd7
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "⠀⠀" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] HI PEANUT. (:B #ASKKARANYTHING | https://forms.gle/W5Yxw2iFRyBkoLzr5
ASK ME THINGS. C:B #ASKKARANYTHING | https://forms.gle/cJguhcPPFmQhBZug8
ASK ME THINGS PLS. LOOKS AT YOU WITH MY BIG SAD WET EYES. #ASKKARANYTHING | https://forms.gle/E2j5NwMkmCs1TGKA8
#ASKKARANYTHING UPDATE: MY ASKBOX NOW HAS A FILE UPLOAD OPTION SO YOU CAN UPLOAD FUNNY IMAGES OR GIFS OR WHATEVER. JUST...PLEASE DON'T BE TOO WEIRD OR I WILL REMOVE IT. https://forms.gle/aXP4zc6dMgoZAG9YA
REMINDER YOU CAN ASK ME THINGS, BE FREAKY ABOUT IT, IDC. #ASKKARANYTHING | https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdqvMlEQb413FtDLzpoOyzNd9agW1lubHzYsOUm8KePPdYPnw/viewform?usp=header
[ ANONYMOUS SAYS: "okay thats.. actually pretty sweet Z:)" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: HEEHEE. (:B ] #ASKKARANYTHING | https://forms.gle/VBH2VKrvhLYCQKHG6
[ ANONYMOUS SAYS: "ah what no way i was obvious" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I RECOGNIZE YOUR TYPING STYLE BY HEART, BABE. <3 #ASKKARANYTHING | https://forms.gle/YNuVFBHzoZPV7D6B6
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "hey there babes~ you as free tonight as the wind flowin through ya hair while driving a 1952 buick roadmaster convertible? because i wanna take ya backseat and give a lotta lovin to ya~" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] AHEHEHEEE (//:B I KNOW WHO THIS IS AND. PLEASE. #ASKKARANYTHING | https://forms.gle/YNuVFBHzoZPV7D6B6
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "WHATS UR TYPE (ROMANTIC) AND DOES IT DIFFER FROM UR TYPE (SEXUAL)" ] MY TYPE (ROMANTIC) IS MY MATESPRIT AND MY TYPE (SEXUAL) IS ALSO MY MATESPRIT AND MY MOIRAILS. #NSFW #ASKKARANYTHING | HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/D3XVRMNXGCVSH4IV5
Y'ALL KNOW THE DRILL. #ASKKARANYTHING | HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/D3XVRMNXGCVSH4IV5
OOOOHHH YOU WANNA ASK ME THINGS SO BAAAADDDDDD. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/ETTB5BRA6I6Z8CX8A #ASKKARANYTHING
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "YO DO U HAVE ANY WEIRD OR SECRET HOBBIES OR ANYTHING" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] CORVID DID GET ME INTO TAXIDERMY A WHILE BACK...I WONDER IF I SHOULD GET BACK INTO IT? #ASKKARANYTHING
[ @FINICALPARAMOUR ASKS: "(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR GODTIER OUTFIT, WHAT WOULD IT BE AND WHY? (✿◠‿◠) —— (˘ ³˘)" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] IF I HAD TO...PROBABLY THE SKIRT. IT FEELS TOO FEMININE ON ME AND I DON'T LIKE IT. #MYDYSPHORIA. #ASKKARANYTHING
I HAVE CLEARED OUT MY ASKBOX. SEND IN THE ASKS! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/WPKHIYNEENG6VG9Y6
HTTPS://DOCS.GOOGLE.COM/FORMS/D/1X0G_ANSO9XDHHWPSY3OFNO0GQICT8AM1FTZB61JJPUI/EDIT?CHROMELESS=1 LOOK WHAT I REMEMBERED I HAAAAAAVE! #ASKKARANYTHING
[ @CESARIANAQUEDUCT SAYS: "HEY MAN YOU KNOW ID NEVER MAKE A THREAT ON YOUR LIFE YOURE MY NUBBY GUY HOWEVER I MADE A PROMISE SO IF I CATCH YOU LITTERIN OR LOITERIN NEAR THE OCEANS ANY TIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE ILL GUT YOU PERSONALLY AND WEAR YOUR BONES AS RINGS" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] WAIT AWW?? 🥹 I WOULD NEVER. #ASKKARANYTHING
I SUPPOSE I CAN POST MY ASKBOX AGAIN TOO. #ASKKARANYTHING HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/3GGARARPSJDWEEHB6
[ FISH ANON SAYS: "I THINK THAT PERSON JUST AINT ONE WITH THE RIGHT CONFIDENCE TO MAKE THAT MOVE. THAT PERSON MIGHT NEED YOU TO MAKE IT" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] OHH? IS THAT SO, HMMM? WELL, MAKE A MOVE I WILL. (:B #ASKKARANYTHING
[ FISH ANON ASKS: "WELL I THINK THAT PERSON MIGHT HAVE A THING FOR YA. THEY JUST BE WAITIN ON THE RIGHT MOVE. DONTCHA THINK?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I'LL BE WAITING PATIENTLY, FISH ANON. VEEEERY PATIENTLY INDEED. (;B #ASKKARANYTHING
[ FISH ANON SAYS: "WELL WHAT CAN I SAY. ONCE A CHARMER ALWAYS A CHARMER. ITS IN THE NAME AFTER ALL~ AND ABOUT THAT OTHER THING. DO I REALLY REMIND YA OF SOMEONE~? I MEAN MANY PEOPLE ARE QUITE LIKE ME. SWEET N CHARMIN WITH A LOVE FOR SOMEONE CUTE LIKE YOU ;)" WITH THE COMMENT "IM SO DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. DEEPER THAN THE DEEPEST BITS OF THE OCEAN I SWIM IN" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] YOU DO INDEED REMIND ME OF SOMEONE...SOMEONE I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE QUIIIITEEEE CLOSE WITH...HMMMM? (;B #ASKKARANYTHING
[ FISH ANON SAYS: "I THINK YA OUGHT TO CALL NEPTUNE BECAUSE YOU BE MISSIN YASELF AN ANGELFISH <3" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] WELL, AREN'T YOU A CHARMER? YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE I KNOW PREEETTYYY WELL...I WONDER WHY THAT IS, HMMM? ;P #ASKKARANYTHING
[ FISH ANON ASKS: "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? OR DO YA WANT ME TO SWIM BY AGAIN~?" WITH THE ADDITIONAL COMMENT ""REVEAL YOURSELF" HEY MAN IUNNO IF IM ALLAT CONFIDENT TO DO THAT YET. NEVER THE MOST CONFIDENT IN CONFESSIN. BUT I AINT MIND FLIRTIN ANONYMOUSLY WITH A GOOD CHEESY PICKUP LINE~" ] [ KAR SAYS: ] OH I BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ALRIGHT. THEY DO SAY A SEER'S VISION NEVER LIES, EHEH.~ AND HEY, ION MIND A GOOD PICKUP LINE. (;B #ASKKARANYTHING
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS (SAYS?): "I MUST BE A FISH BECAUSE I TOOK THE BAIT THAT IS YOU~" WITH THE ADDED ON COMMENT "IM IN LOVE WITH YOU" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] OH MY?? WELL I GOTTA SAY, I'M FLATTERED. C'MON, DON'T KEEP YOURSELF A SECRET FROM LIL' OL' KAR NOW, REVEAL YOURSELF TO ME. 👀 #ASKKARANYTHING
I FORGOT I HAD THIS! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/64MCURHNTLUJQYVY8 #ASKKARANYTHING
[ @TANTALIZINGGONADS ASKS: "HOW OFTEN U JACKIN OFF" WITH THE COMMENT "U LOOK CUTE :3C" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] AT LEAST ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK, SOMETIMES LESS. ALSO, THANK YOU!!! :3 #ASKKARANYTHING - HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/1OV5QIZ6S3MDEHYVA
#ASKKARANYTHING IS ONCE AGAIN OPEN! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/1OV5QIZ6S3MDEHYVA
[ @TURNTECHCREAMSICLE ASKS: "OH SICK ANOTHER OPEN ASK BOX, TIME TO NEST." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] OH! I HOPE IT'S COZY. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/FQDTDSK1EPBCQN7L8 ]
[ @CARCINOGENETWINKIST ASKS (ER. SAYS, MORE LIKE.): "PENIS." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] BULGE. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/JKVCWTKI2QYEE9RP7 ]
[ @UNDYINGGENIUS ASKS: "HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE INFAMOUS MCI (MISSING CHILDREN INCIDENT) OF FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA PARLOR? SURELY, YOU MUST HAVE HEARD." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I HAVE HEARD. THOSE POOR KIDS... ):B #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/NHAKMMLBDXRH8VES9 ]
[ @PACKAGEHANDLER ASKS: "WHY ARE YOU SO 6OSH DARN CUTE???" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] VOTED MOST ADORABLE LIL GUY EVER! IT'S MY RIGHT OF PASSAGE AS A KARKAT TO BE GODDAMN ADORABLE. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/NHAKMMLBDXRH8VES9 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "HOW GREEN ARE YOU" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I'M RED. SORRY. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/NHAKMMLBDXRH8VES9 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "YOUR EARS ARE SO CUTE I WANT TO CHEW ON THEM" WITH THE COMMENT "I MEAN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS CUTE BUT YOUR EARS ARE ESPECIALLY SO" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] AWW! THAT'S SO SWEET! (:B #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/SL4HTFNQZBPLYQDH8 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "* DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] OH GOG. OH GOG NO. FUUUUUUCK. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/EH3DUPZTAYWSXY6LA ]
[ @MELANCHOLICNEBULA ASKS: "HAVE YOU MET LOZ VANTAS? IF SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I HAVE! LOZ IS QUITE COOL, IN MY HONEST OPINION. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/EH3DUPZTAYWSXY6LA ]
[ @GNARLYCONSEQUENCES ASKS: "YOU 4ND 3V3RYON3 R34D1NG TH1S JUST LOST TH3 G4M3." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] FUUUUUCK. GOT ME AGAIN. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/EH3DUPZTAYWSXY6LA ]
[ @VICEROYBUBBLESVSALAMANCR ASKS: "HIEEEEEEE AMOGOS 7EEST? BRIG MOR? IT WITH DAVBOT 🙏🙏🙏🦎🦎🦎🤗🤗🤗😛😛😛" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU CASEY. (:B #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GCFDYQHCAPTYD25Q9 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "DO YOU STILL REMEMBER THE WORD?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] THE BIRD IS THE WORD. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GCFDYQHCAPTYD25Q9 ]
[ @GNARLYCONSEQUENCES ASKS: "DO YOU ST1LL T4ST3 L1K3 C4NDY??" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I DO! MY QUADMATES HAVE TOLD ME THAT I APPARENTLY TASTE LIKE CHERRY. LIKE THAT SICKENINGLY SWEET ARTIFICIAL KIND THAT YOU GET IN CHERRY CANDIES. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GCFDYQHCAPTYD25Q9 ]
[ @TERMINALCORVIDAE ASKS: "DO YOU LIKE CROWS?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] YES!!! THEY ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE SPECIES OF BIRD. THEY ARE QUITE SMART, THEY CAN MIMIC HUMAN SPEECH AND KNOW HOW TO SOLVE PUZZLES AND USE TOOLS. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GCFDYQHCAPTYD25Q9 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKED: "DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW CHEETAH‘S ARE JUST GIANT HOUSE CATS?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] VERY OFTEN, ACTUALLY! DID YOU KNOW THEY MEOW AND PURR JUST LIKE DOMESTICATED CATS? #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GCFDYQHCAPTYD25Q9 ]
[ @MILKYCOW ASKS: "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] THE EXTRA COMMENT ON THIS SCARES ME. #IMSOFUCKINGSCAREDRN. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/XAC284XA1XDYPXPU5 ]
[ @ARSENICPURRFECT ASKS: ":33 < * THE MIGHTY HUNTRESS ASKS MEOW SHIT *" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] *CG ANSWERS THE MIGHTY HUNTRESSES QUESTIONS!* #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/XAC284XA1XDYPXPU5 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKED: "HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/DS9PCXBIPS4AAAAC/MEME-CAT.GIF" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] ...LET'S NOT. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/EBF4ZCCUP6IPSMLSA ]
[ "A DIRK" ASKS (VERY FUCKING SPECIFIC, THERE'S LIKE AT LEAST 10 ON THIS DAMNED WEBSITE): "WOULD YOU PAIL WITH ME." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] BOLD MOVES, STRIDER. BOLD MOVES. ....YEAH. #NSFW #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GPQMVFL3OK4BKWEG8 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKED: "HAVE YOU OR HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I HAVE HEARD THAT THE BIRD, IS INDEED, THE WORD. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/SPJDSHLXY1WYBHWQ6 ]