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← @glitterbombCrybaby

Hi! Are you evil? Do you want to help me serve an evil queen? Do you want to burn life as we know it and restore it as it once was; proper and strong? Please reply for EVIL QUEEN COLLABORATOR AUDITIONS!!!!

Kult: +80
Kull: +75
Total: 155
Ratio: 1.07

I suppose the most important question is; what do you bring to the table that traditional magic cannot?

↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < I am full of adoration and can worship you as much as you wish! I am also very fond of information extraction and psychological reeducation!

Mmmm. The latter may be of use to me. How do you... re-educate things, on your end?

↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < Isolation and forced introduction of topics during isolation! You remove the ability to think of anything else outside of the reeducation material, as well as providing small positive reenforcement once they begin to cooperate! Of course, you must start off with small rewards in proportion to their acceptance of these new ideas, and scale them up as they become more and more receptive!

I see... I like this. How do you feel about applying this stratagem towards... ponies?

↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < Is that a euphemism for owning other trolls as pets, or literal equines? I have never tried to reeducate a hoofbeast, but I am more than willing to try

Literal equines. They're quite sentient, I assure you. Should be child's play in comparison.

↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < Then I am more than willing to provide my services! At your command, Your Highness!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Excellent...

Publically declare your loyalty and fealty to me, Opaline Arcana, and seal this deal.