:> People ^ppreci^te Arty’s ^dvice? It re^lly is dire on here. Even Arty ^grees th^t’s ^ b^d sign ^nd s^ys it’s going to bury its he^d in the s^nd until people ^re funnier to bother ^g^in ^nd don’t just “roll over ^nd st^re like shelter dogs.” <:
:> Don’t ever try to underst^nd Arty. Your he^d will hurt. It delights in being contr^ry ^nd ridiculous. However, I feel it h^s ^ point th^t people ^re desper^te enough for legitim^te ^dvice th^t they’ll even listen to someone ^s rude ^s it is, h^h^. <:
.) Qkay, nQted!! I like nQt having headaches, which is prQbably, like, definitely nQt a cQntrQversial statement haha. )) .) But, I guess sQme peQple might see rude advice as being, like, tQugh lQve? Qr sQmeQne whQ knQws hQw tQ tell it like it is? I dunnQ, just spitballing! ))
:> M^ybe. I won’t s^y it never h^s ^ point, but truly, I think even the dippy citizens of chittr deserve better qu^lity rom^ntic ^nd life ^dvice. <:
.) Well, I hQpe I'm nQt dippy enQugh fQr Arty tQ want tQ give me rQmantic and life advice! 😆 NQt that I'd ever ask fQr rQmantic advice Qn here, that sQunds, like, super embarrassing tQ put that Qut in public. Like, what if peQple I knQw find Qut whQ I'm talking abQut, y'knQw?? ))
:> Considering th^t in this post ^lone you displ^y more common sense th^n m^ny, I think you’re s^fe. <:
.) Qh! Thank yQu!! That's, like, nQt sQmething I hear Qften! ))
.) Qkay! Times I've been tQld I have cQmmQn sense: 1! Times I've been tQld I'm being kinda silly: Well! A lQt mQre than 1! ))
:> H^h^. Doesn’t hurt to be silly, ^nd it’s never too l^te to le^rn common sense. <:
.) Qh, tQtally! FQr bQth Qf thQse!! ))