chittr
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:> Does ^nyone h^ve ^nything more cre^tive up their sleeves th^n kidn^pping. Genuine question. No, wh^t h^ppened to ^ cert^in blueblooded individu^l doesn’t count, th^t w^s just weird. I c^n ^ppreci^te the ide^ behind it, but the execution w^s ^ little biz^rre even for me. Where’s the cl^ss. Where’s the truly impressive s^dism. <:

Kult: +30
Kull: +30
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.00

.) It’s a bit crazy, isn’t it? Like, the amQunt Qf kidnappings happening is kinda scary, but… I dQn’t wanna, like, encQurage peQple tQ be mQre secretive abQut their crimes, but I dQn’t knQw if, like, the peQple whQ bQast abQut what they’ve dQne knQw it’s a public site, and their lQcatiQn can be easily traced if yQu knQw what yQu’re dQing? ))

:> I think they ^re deeply stupid but we should prob^bly be th^nkful they ^re ^ combin^tion of th^t ^nd ^ttention whores ^nd th^t the truly c^p^ble b^st^rds ^re either me (h^s no time or inclin^tion for this nonsense) or not on here. “Eileit you sound ^wfully v^in” from ^ll evidence I’ve observed thus f^r I’m ^lso correct. <:

Kult: +5
Total: 5

.) Qh, gQsh!! ShQuld I be scared that there’s a truly capable bastard lurking here? )) .) (this is a jQke!! I knQw yQu wQuldn’t harm me!!! Haha) )) But, yeah! I guess in a way, we’re all pretty lucky that the peQple whQ dQ get hurt can be rescued super easily because Qf hQw public it is! ))

:> True. I would not. I ^m not ^ good person but I h^ve st^nd^rds ^nd one of those is not hurting my friends. It is nice, isn’t it? Dumb ^s it ^ll is, ^t le^st it m^kes th^t p^rt smoother. <:

Kult: +5
Total: 5

.) Well, I dQn’t think peQple are, like, intrinsically gQQd Qr evil, it’s what yQu dQ that cQunts. And yQu’ve dQne sQme super gQQd things that yQu shQuld be prQud Qf!! But, that’s still, like, super reassuring tQ hear, nQt that I had any dQubts yQu’re kind tQ yQur friends! The evidence is clear!! ))

:> Euh. Th^nks. I try. <:

Kult: +5
Total: 5