:> “Mut^nt!” C^n I finish my drink in pe^ce. Wh^t’s with the world conspiring to stop me from drinking my drinks in pe^ce. Wh^t if we ^ll got to finish our drinks in pe^ce. I’m ^lso not ^ mut^nt. Though I h^ve ^ whole lot more symp^thy for them th^n the people pe^rl clutching ^t me. For the crime of h^ving ^ smoothie. <:
.) GQsh, that sQunds sQ annQying, but yQu're sQ right! What if we all gQt tQ finish Qur drinks in peace!! ))
:> Eh. No one ^ctu^lly ^tt^cked me, ^t le^st, but they did get the store owner to m^ke me le^ve. It’s wh^tever, re^lly, could’ve been worse. <:
.) That's still pretty bad thQugh! Like, it's just as much yQur right tQ have a nice drink at a stQre as it is fQr everyQne else! ))
:> Lovely thought, but you see, I w^s “being ^ gross mut^nt” so I h^ve to go to forever j^il ^nd ^m not welcome b^ck. (Author’s note: one of those things is true. The other is ^dmittedly ^ smidge of hyperbole.) <:
.) TQtally uncalled fQr! I'm sQrry that happened tQ yQu :( ))
:> It’s fine, I c^n now s^y I’m so h^rdcore I’m b^nned from ^ smoothie shop, th^t will impress /^ll/ the girls. (/nonsense) <:
.) Hahahaha! GQsh, that's, like, way mQre hardcQre than me! I bet that'd wQrk Qn sQme peQple, like, wQw, we've gQt a real baddie here!! ))
:> I so h^te to s^y th^t’s re^lly not h^rdcore ^t ^ll ^nd would not re^lly impress ^nyone with ^ny sense of the world. I w^s very much spinning ^ bit of ^ y^rn. I think you m^y be - ^nd I s^y this with respect ^nd no m^lice - ^ bit of ^ normie. <:
.) Qh! I was, like, playing alQng as well. Like, I'm sure it cQuld wQrk Qn sQme peQple! But since yQu were being silly, I was, like, exaggerating as well. Qh, gQsh, that's, like, sQQQQ embarrassing fQr me... ))
:> It’s fine. You didn’t do ^nything wrong. My jokes don’t l^nd plenty, so I’m not judging. <: