OH BOY I MAY HAVE ENCOURAGED SOMETHING I SHOULDN’T HAVE.
PICK UP your KID he is HARASSING ME you DEADBEAT
GOOD FUCKING CHRIST LADY! WE DO NOT RAISE OUR KIDS! THAT IS JUST NOT HOW THE SPECIES WORKS!
well KILL HIM THEN!!
I AM NOT YOUR PERSONAL HITCHERUB, AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF A LITTLE SHIT HE IS I’M NOT KILLING MY OWN SON JUST BECAUSE HE ANNOYS YOU.
OK i thought you "DIDNT RAISE YOUR CHILDREN" and now you care if he dies? ill PAY YOU
WE DON’T, THAT DOESN’T MEAN I’M JUST GONNA FLATTEN HIM.
ok but ill give you like THREE daeves
WHAT THE FUCK IS A DAEVE????
#mydaeve hes awesome
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT YOU TO PAY ME RANDOM PEOPLE??? I’M FAIRLY SURE BUYING *ACTUAL LIVING BEINGS* IN EXCHANGE FOR *MURDERING MY OWN SON* GOES AGAINST THE WHOLE “TRYING TO BE LESS COSMIC SCUM” THING.