function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "For an indeterminate amount of time, I've been trying to piece together what's going on outside by direct observation, through whatever means are available to me."; unused_2 = "It *literally just occurred to me* that being on this website gives me the opportunity to just."; unused_3 = "You know."; unused_4 = "Ask people."; unused_5 = "So consider this post an open call for people from the same universe as me to please tell me what's going on."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Hang on let me do some ad roll for this."; unused_2 = "*inhale*"; unused_3 = "Have YOU been targeted by a small-town mayor with a katana over fountain conspiracy bullshit? Sustained dark-world-related injuries? You may be entitled to financial compensation. I can't actually do anything about that right now, but information is power, and the more of that I have the faster we can turn this whole thing around."; unused_4 = "If you're from the same world as me, and you've been tied up in the various irons in C's fire, then don't hesitate. DM me on this very website: the faster I can catch up, the faster we can act."; }