@rebell1neKnockout DM me I want to know what the fuck happened.
Okay so 1. Trolls a2e the dom1nant spec1es of the planet th1s webs1te 1s from. They're k1nd of l1ke humans but not. The subtype th1s body 1s a pa2t of comes w1th the pe2k of be1n5 able to breathe unde2wate2. 2. An event 1s "canon" 1f 1t 1s relevant, essent1al, and true. Be1n5 unstuck 1n canon means you're 1n the vo1d space outs1de of real1ty and can k1nda float a2ound 1t but not actually 5o 1n. It's l1ke hype2mob1l1ty syndrome but fo2 spacet1me 1nstead of you2 jo1nts.
It's trad1t1onal to use a pe2sonal1zed typ1n5 qu12k, yes. I k1lled my ve2s1on of Ca2ol 1n one-on-one combat, so I replace ce2ta1n lette2s w1th the d151ts of 1225 1n ce2ta1n pos1t1ons as a way of lo2d1n5 my v1cto2y ove2 he2.
You're definitely NOT me if you still associate with the fucking Christmas number... Then again, fake-mom didn't seem like real mom all that much. And I have no reason to believe someone would pretend to be HER of all people. Also what the fuck do you MEAN you killed her???
I mean I k1lled he2. She was do1n5 some prophecy m1nmax1n5 bullsh1t 1n an attempt to TAS the apocalypse, and 1t was a cred1ble threat to my s1ste2's l1fe, so I reve2se-en51nee2ed he2 Kamen R1de2 belt and beat he2 1n a one-on-one. ...I don't know how wo2r1ed I should be about the fact that he2 body hasn't dusted yet, but 1t's completely 1ne2t. I have l1ke. A dozen came2as and mot1on senso2s po1nted at 1t, and the 1ce au2a's wo2n off, so. And, re5a2d1n5 the qu12k, 1t's s1mply a way of con5ratulat1n5 myself on my v1cto2y. It's not THAT ra2e to 1nco2po2ate someone's qu12k 1nto you2 own afte2 you k1ll them fo2 th1s exact reason.
I MEANT WHY THE FUCKING KILLING, DUDE. I seriously doubt she was trying to start the fucking apocalypse, that doesn't sound like mom at all. If anything that's the exact opposite???? Her whole THING is like, preservation??????? Whatever.
I know th1s sounds 1nsane 1f you we2en't the2e, but the apocalypse was 5o1n5 to happen anyway, because of prophecy bullsh1t. She TASed the *sta2t1n5 cond1t1ons* so that 1t would end up 1n a favo2able pos1t1on fo2 he2. Whateve2 that would actually end up mean1n5. It's been three months s1nce then so I'm not really su2e what he2 end 5oal actually WAS.
Good luck and so2ry you 5ot stuck 1n a Kamen R1de2 Double w1th a br1ck wall that hates you