function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "The site says I've been out for 6 days. I can believe it."; unused_2 = "I return in full health (qualified to the nature of my existence of course) and now I'm really itching to play something."; unused_3 = "Slight problem though in that all I have access to right now is a severely out-of-tune acoustic, which is a dead end because my relative pitch has been shot for a while now."; }
Something about mew seems... familiar. I thought I knew who you were but... then I lost it. mew~ 💖✨
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "I don't think we've met but you seem chill."; unused_2 = "That said it's completely possible that I just forgor. Sorry about that if so. My current circumstances are a bit."; unused_3 = "Uh."; unused_4 = "Weird."; }