@unusedUnused — #egg

DESS

3 hours ago

@unusedUnused[UU]

function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "This #egg is seriously freaking me out."; unused_2 = "I physically cannot throw it away??? For some reason???? Like I yeet it into the void as hard as I can, and then half a second later it's right back in the sylladex."; unused_3 = "I've tried destroying it. Didn't work. Smacked it with a guitar and all that did was put a dent in the wood."; unused_4 = "It really looks exactly like a completely ordinary egg. Why am I in an SCP article all of the sudden."; unused_5 = "Help."; }

DESS

5 hours ago

@unusedUnused[UU]

function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Where did this fucking #egg come from."; }